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  1. Hope no one needs blood today. Motorcycle + alcohol + Speed + wall = 55 units of blood products used...
  2. Sweet release! I'm outta here! Sunday call can suck it!
  3. Holy crap, by the end of this year we'll have done the better part of $120 million in charity care. Anyone want to make a donation???
  4. Best page of the day: 'The protocol says to call the MD, but I'm gonna call the DO...' TOO RIGHT!!!
  5. Man. Biscuit and sausage at Braum's went up 56 cents or a staggering 71% over 90's prices. Stupid inflation. Oh well, at least I have th ...
  6. Drunkards are already hitting the ER. Let the holidaze begin!
  7. Morning traffic is good today-you'd think it was a holiday or something.
  8. The Fates are taunting me. Someone parked an '02 RSX Type S in the doctor's lot. They are all against me; they all must die.
  9. Lorna Doone is a hottie.
  10. After a few minutes driving the fastest car on earth, I miss my own :-(
  11. Call doesn't get fun until you do normal saline shooters with the ER nurse.
  12. On our way to our first vet appt. Hope he's good!
  13. Wingstop fries...NECTAR OF THE GODS.
  14. There are a few Trinity Valley students in line at the Bucks-aren't these kids a bit young to need a morning coffee fix?
  15. Braum's Brownie Fudge Sundae. For Breakfast.
  16. My cake cups runneth over.
  17. The line and ensuing disappointment & desperation re: missing social security checks @ the Post Office is sad, sad, sad.
  18. I know it's after tipoff but does anyone want free Stars tickets for tonight?
  19. I seriously wonder why people don't do more manipulation-this admission might have been prevented if she saw a good Osteopath first...
  20. Ah paperwork-the glamorous part of medicine they never tell you about. Until it's too late...