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  1. Netflix be down! Zounds! The world has come to an end!
  2. The world is a much better place after 12 hours of sleep.
  3. A deadline, complete with blood drenched jaws of fury is the PERFECT time for one's machine to suddenly stop sending out a video signal.
  4. Working with the laptop hooked up to the projector. Hello 10 foot wide screen!
  5. Despair, Enui, Deeply Throbbing Frustration and Perky Bouncy Happy Bunny Hugs For EVERYONE. WHEEEEEE!
  6. Longer hours for greater slouching technique!
  7. Google: Most Beautiful: Top 3 images are women. Top 4th is Mummy Good Luck Chain. 4th:woman, 5th:condom. 9th is Amanapura at sunset.
  8. Universal Health Care Now! No, I mean now! See, right then... you missed it. It's gone. You're too late. Sorry.
  9. LASHY
  10. Every damned HP printer I've ever had has let me down. I'm so fed up!
  11. You, yeah you, right there, have inspired me.
  12. Family is coming! Must clean the apartment! Must hide the bodies! Must ... something else funny I don't have time to make up on the spot!
  13. Undead or Alive = An actually pretty damned funny zombie western movie. Nearly made me LOL in places, which is quite the achievement.
  14. New Word. Noobliette: n. The area or building to which new players in a game are confined.
  15. #JC:VH Judgment? Really not all that terrible! There were some actual bits of humor involved. It's a good grade of low budget movie.
  16. #JC:VH The Sermon on the Mount has never been more cellphonetastic! Glad everyone was brought back to enjoy it. Glad the movie's over.
  17. #JC:VH Oh No! Darkness falls. JC has been staked! But wait! Pure light instead of blood, gushes forth and destroys all vamps!
  18. #JC:VH JC Betrayed by his pastor friend! But Santos saves the day. Eat that Rope, Santos, Eat it Good!
  19. #JC:VH Oi. The virgin Mary speaks to JC through a flashing porcelain figurine. Watch out JC! Mary Mag is comin for you!
  20. #JC:VH Bar brawl full of vampires! Secret weapon: Shawarma + Garlic Breath OVERLOAD!.