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Need to think about breakfast -- make that lunch. I slept in today after staying up late.about 17 hours agofrom web
@cyenti "Could you do me a favor? Could you look through my male slot and if you see my pussy, please push a can of tuna through it."about 22 hours agofrom web
"Bobby, have you tried not being a mutant?" -- this line always makes me want to cry.1:40 PM Jul 9thfrom web
Stop the presses: it's 15c out and train's ac is on. An American proclaims that it is too cold.1:34 PM Jul 8thfrom Twitterrific