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  1. @heathra Ugh. I loathe the CC. (re:"If you want to pat yourself on the back in front of the boss, by all means, go ahead. But don't cc etc')
  2. @gatewaygroupie After Wayne's W came out, my mom tried to quote & said "Exsqueeze me? A baking soda?" This will likely be on her tombstone.
  3. "My neighbor gave me this plant. She says it's oregano. I don't trust her. Is it oregano? What do you do with oregano, anyway?" :)
  4. 6-yr-old girl just requested "books with sad endings."
  5. #unseenprequels Mr. Smith Goes to the Vienna Metro Station
  6. #unseenprequels The Giving-You-The-Option-To-Resigninator
  7. LOL! RT @jmgold Hedwig and the Happy Penis #unseenprequels
  8. So sorry, can't help it: I'm sick to death of Wordles. (http://www.wordle.net/)
  9. Library phone ringing off hook. Tempted to say "Hi! You're caller 99, and have won a pair of tickets to Lollapalooza!"
  10. ("Stitches" just appeared in PW's Top 10 of 2009: http://bit.ly/40cVCA
  11. Is there anyone--anyone--else out there who did not think all that much of David Small's "Stitches"? Compared 2, say, David B's "Epileptic"?
  12. Great, easy Halloween idea--"Marvel comic make-up": http://is.gd/4FZre
  13. "Let's descend on the library and discreetly poke our kids with needles until they wail!"
  14. So many screaming, tantrum-having toddlers w/nonresponsive caregivers in here today I almost suspect a flash mob.
  15. @hmorrell I usually get my bro a nice bottle of Axe 4 Xmas, in whatever's the year's most ridiculous scent ("Really Ripped Abs" was a fave).
  16. Teen boy swiped teen girl's body spray and discharged it all into library atmosphere. Choke. Smells like a fruit-flavored cigarillo.
  17. Walking through library & seeing more & more teens on Twitter rather than Facebook.
  18. <blink>RIP GeoCities</blink>
  19. Rats: Hulu to charge in 2010: http://is.gd/4zus9
  20. New Myracle book won't b included in Scholastic Book Fairs bcuz a character has 2 moms & author refused 2 change that: http://bit.ly/2Ges1s