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  1. At what point did my brain decide "Howsy" was an acceptable salutation?
  2. What's sadder? That this place is playing the Twilight soundtrack? Or that I recognized it?
  3. If Twitter injected friends' favorite tweets into my feed, that would obviate re-tweeting and make me less of an angry panda.
  4. Dreamt last night that my dad moonlit as Will Ferrell. Not as an impersonator -- that he *was* Will Ferrell. Explain that one, doc.
  5. I am riding a taste sensation.
  6. Just fixed my washing machine. With duct tape. I've never felt so manly.
  7. Cute door-to-door magazine sales girl had no idea how uncharmable someone could be until she met me.
  8. Jackassery abounds: A stop sign runner gave the Audi her first proper brake test. She passed with flying colors.
  9. There is a drum set in my living room.
  10. Take care not to sneeze into fans.
  11. Mom meets Obama: http://tinyurl.com/lq543n
  12. CA-9 has been added to the Audi's personal list of favorites.
  13. The paper crane pocket square was a smash hit: http://twitpic.com/7cpe9
  14. "There's too much coffee in my coffee."
  15. Where can I find some chutzpah?
  16. It's finally happened. Someone else with my name has appeared on the internet.
  17. This is what it's come to: Bulk orders for hair gel on Amazon.
  18. Just discovered bracketing on my camera. Expect obscene amounts of cheesy HDR shots to follow.
  19. A smooth rental process AND faith in one's customers? @borrowlenses for the win. Thanks for the amazing lens and respectful treatment.
  20. Nothing like touching down moments after the once-an-hour bus has left. Good thing it's an hour long ride, too. And I've been up for 24.