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@ They mirror the internet because they ARE the internet.
2:04 PM Dec 17th
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Is a trip really a good present? 'Cause every $400 round-trip ticket comes with a free helping of returning-to-your-shitty-life for dessert.
11:42 AM Dec 17th
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Wait—so you're saying this letter is important?
10:33 AM Dec 16th
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Today:
12:13 PM Dec 13th
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Why do people still have email signatures that include more than just their name? I don't hand you my business card every time I speak.
10:36 PM Dec 10th
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For buying 10vi's at 75% off, Amazon gave me a $5 MP3 credit. Upon using it, I got a $3 video credit. Was that my karma quota for the year?
10:20 PM Dec 9th
from web
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What manner of fools are shopping at Amazon?
10:44 AM Dec 7th
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Going out in style:
5:51 PM Dec 5th
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To date I've spent $532.94 on Rock Band music. If only everything could be acquired $1.99 at a time, I'd have some pretty sweet stuff.
12:11 PM Dec 5th
from web
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Really? The memo line on a Chase account transfer doesn't allow ampersands? Really?
11:57 AM Dec 3rd
from web
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I cannot reconcile how much more enjoyable This American Life episodes are than their descriptions imply.
9:01 PM Dec 2nd
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Tim Gunn reminded me that nothing in my closet fits, so now I'm afraid to go outside.
12:12 PM Dec 1st
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People in the office wearing scarves and gloves. Californians can be so cute.
11:22 AM Nov 25th
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These dishes aren't going to wash themselves. Which is why it's a good thing I have all these paper plates and plastic cups.
8:47 PM Nov 20th
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Them @ were chest-crushingly awesome last night, but now I've got The Sickness. As in a cold.
11:45 AM Nov 20th
from web
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Help my friend @ make a book that will make the tech you use, like Twitter, better and more enjoyable:
10:11 AM Nov 20th
from web
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The second half of No One Loves Me & Neither Do I demands a music video with giant hulking robots. Get on it!
9:01 PM Nov 17th
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When's the last time you got a proper busy signal?
8:33 PM Nov 17th
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The girl at Blockbuster freaked out when she was able to scan the barcode straight from CardStar.
8:31 PM Nov 14th
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In this group, a total of 3 baseball caps with stickers still affixed. Clearly hasn't been getting around.
12:30 PM Nov 12th
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