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  1. @nickdpi They mirror the internet because they ARE the internet. 2:04 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to nickdpi
  2. Is a trip really a good present? 'Cause every $400 round-trip ticket comes with a free helping of returning-to-your-shitty-life for dessert. 11:42 AM Dec 17th from web
  3. Wait—so you're saying this letter is important? http://yfrog.com/4aa1wlj 10:33 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  4. Today: http://yfrog.com/4gc14rj 12:13 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  5. Why do people still have email signatures that include more than just their name? I don't hand you my business card every time I speak. 10:36 PM Dec 10th from web
  6. For buying 10vi's at 75% off, Amazon gave me a $5 MP3 credit. Upon using it, I got a $3 video credit. Was that my karma quota for the year? 10:20 PM Dec 9th from web
  7. What manner of fools are shopping at Amazon? http://img.ly/fTA 10:44 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  8. Going out in style: http://yfrog.com/auluuj 5:51 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  9. To date I've spent $532.94 on Rock Band music. If only everything could be acquired $1.99 at a time, I'd have some pretty sweet stuff. 12:11 PM Dec 5th from web
  10. Really? The memo line on a Chase account transfer doesn't allow ampersands? Really? 11:57 AM Dec 3rd from web
  11. I cannot reconcile how much more enjoyable This American Life episodes are than their descriptions imply. 9:01 PM Dec 2nd from Tweetie
  12. Tim Gunn reminded me that nothing in my closet fits, so now I'm afraid to go outside. 12:12 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  13. People in the office wearing scarves and gloves. Californians can be so cute. 11:22 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  14. These dishes aren't going to wash themselves. Which is why it's a good thing I have all these paper plates and plastic cups. 8:47 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  15. Them @crookedvultures were chest-crushingly awesome last night, but now I've got The Sickness. As in a cold. 11:45 AM Nov 20th from web
  16. Help my friend @nickdpi make a book that will make the tech you use, like Twitter, better and more enjoyable: http://nickd.org/x/cadence 10:11 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. The second half of No One Loves Me & Neither Do I demands a music video with giant hulking robots. Get on it! 9:01 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  18. When's the last time you got a proper busy signal? 8:33 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  19. The girl at Blockbuster freaked out when she was able to scan the barcode straight from CardStar. 8:31 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  20. In this group, a total of 3 baseball caps with stickers still affixed. Clearly http://j.mp/39QlUR hasn't been getting around. 12:30 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie