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  1. At what point did my brain decide "Howsy" was an acceptable salutation?about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. What's sadder? That this place is playing the Twilight soundtrack? Or that I recognized it?7:08 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  3. If Twitter injected friends' favorite tweets into my feed, that would obviate re-tweeting and make me less of an angry panda.4:43 PM Jul 13th from web
  4. Dreamt last night that my dad moonlit as Will Ferrell. Not as an impersonator -- that he *was* Will Ferrell. Explain that one, doc.4:17 PM Jul 9th from web
  5. I am riding a taste sensation.10:28 AM Jul 9th from web
  6. Just fixed my washing machine. With duct tape. I've never felt so manly.9:16 PM Jul 7th from web
  7. Cute door-to-door magazine sales girl had no idea how uncharmable someone could be until she met me.6:40 PM Jul 2nd from web
  8. Jackassery abounds: A stop sign runner gave the Audi her first proper brake test. She passed with flying colors.5:51 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
  9. There is a drum set in my living room.10:15 PM Jul 1st from web
  10. Take care not to sneeze into fans.9:48 PM Jun 18th from Birdhouse
  11. Mom meets Obama: http://tinyurl.com/lq543n10:34 AM Jun 15th from web
  12. CA-9 has been added to the Audi's personal list of favorites.12:11 AM Jun 15th from web
  13. The paper crane pocket square was a smash hit: http://twitpic.com/7cpe98:54 PM Jun 13th from Tweetie
  14. "There's too much coffee in my coffee."8:59 PM Jun 12th from Birdhouse
  15. Where can I find some chutzpah?3:33 PM Jun 11th from Birdhouse
  16. It's finally happened. Someone else with my name has appeared on the internet.10:56 PM Jun 10th from web
  17. This is what it's come to: Bulk orders for hair gel on Amazon.12:22 PM Jun 10th from Birdhouse
  18. Just discovered bracketing on my camera. Expect obscene amounts of cheesy HDR shots to follow.4:42 PM Jun 5th from web
  19. A smooth rental process AND faith in one's customers? @borrowlenses for the win. Thanks for the amazing lens and respectful treatment.9:43 PM Jun 4th from web
  20. Nothing like touching down moments after the once-an-hour bus has left. Good thing it's an hour long ride, too. And I've been up for 24.9:44 PM May 30th from web