elliottstwin
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My camera is awesome, it makes me look 10 lbs lighter.
about 5 hours ago
via Buffer
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A big fuck you to the people that decide to text me when I'm just about to go to sleep.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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Loves his girlfriend, doesn't write it all over Facebook.
4:30 AM May 27th
via Buffer
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Lost my phone for 3 hours. Didn't matter.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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People drinking out of a sink in the bathroom instead of a drinking fountain.
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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krissy talking to siri...
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Hey, parents who do soccer tunnels, stop that.
5:44 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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If you never blew water through your noodle when you were younger then do me a favor and press the unfollow button, please.
7:34 PM May 25th
via web
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Thank GOD I don't get "good night beautiful" texts because I would probably self-destruct and eat like a whole box of donuts or something.
9:21 PM May 28th
via web
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Just live, we all have a right to.
about 18 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes"
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I can't go back and fix my past..
about 18 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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We spend about 46.9% of our time simply daydreaming.
about 14 hours ago
via Buffer
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Perfect simple kind of lovin, baby those sure were the days
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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"@: "I put the pimp in pimple" --tween rapper"
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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"@: Every 45 minutes, an innocent life is lost by a drunk driver in the United States." @
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I just want to go home put my hair up, shorts on, and bra off.
about 13 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Ina kinda mood.
about 13 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Oh, you're 15th prestige in COD? You should join the Army
about 12 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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I aleays pick the box of cereal with most in it out of my cupboard so i can refill my bowl multiple times
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Jenna Baldridge
- Location austin minnesota
- Bio 160 characters isn't enough to describe myself
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