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elliottmunoz

  1. @jgarber Thanks, man. Safe travels home.
  2. @_troz Put down the bath salts, Tom.
  3. @paul_snyder I read on the internet that if you gouge the eye out, it will stop the twitching.
  4. @_troz I'd love to see a music video of this song with a bunch of people wrecking shop at Old Country Buffet. In slow-mo. Of course.
  5. ♫ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS. HAIL VIC-TO-RYYYY. SKINS TICKETS FOR MY BIRTH-DAAAY. GREATEST WIFE IN HI-STORYYYYY. ♫
  6. @veryblair My Annie, who treated brain injury patients for years, would want me to remind you to always wear a helmet. Stay safe out there.
  7. Why show your phone in landscape view, but not change the orientation of the icons (or highlight)? Lazy, Samsung: goo.gl/KknkD
  8. “Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing.”
  9. There is no quicker death for poison ivy than a little Clorox and water. Also, chemical burn.
  10. If your store offers a Baby Registry, you should offer expectant mother parking out front. I'm looking at you @Target.
  11. Woke up at 6 to run a 10K this morning. Because for some sick reason this is what I enjoy doing on my days off.
  12. Damn you, poison ivy.
  13. Awesome climbing session tonight with @ry_fo and @lsweltz. Thanks to @minhimalism for pushing me out of retirement.
  14. Impossible not to wave your hands in the air and dance like an idiot when listening to Grouplove's “Tongue Tied” rd.io/x/QErMK-pxyA
  15. Anytime you have Photoshop layers named “Burnout” you know it's a fun project. Either that, or you're doing work for our Boulder office.
  16. @stevesouryal Somewhere out there, the lights of a faded blue '83 Honda Accord are shining just a little bit brighter.
  17. @stevesouryal I just air-drummed the solo for “Don't Look Back in Anger.”