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elliottcable

  1. Zombie-Angela with a bottle of Jäger. about 10 hours ago via Facebook
  2. “‘Can I get you some weed?’ No. I can shave my head, and you can smoke the hair, if you like…” about 14 hours ago via Facebook
  3. “… because I thought it would be a good idea to sit in bleach.” about 15 hours ago via Facebook
  4. “We would make the most *beautiful* babies.” “Yeah, our babies would totally have, like, venomous stingers…” about 15 hours ago via Facebook
  5. @yeralosersmile do I know you? o_O 4:23 PM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS from Wilmington, NC   in reply to yeralosersmile
  6. “You know how *nice* it is, to speak with someone, someone who actually knows … y'know … *words*!?” 11:57 AM May 30th via Facebook
  7. “I apologize for my rambunctious friend, here.” 4:54 PM May 29th via Facebook
  8. Urrrmfff just forget it 10:41 AM May 29th via Facebook
  9. “If The Hulk had testicles the size of teddy bears, you'd probably crush them.” 11:15 PM May 28th via Facebook
  10. “Once they knew I could use my feet … well, after that, they left me alone.” 8:25 PM May 28th via Facebook
  11. @cgarmstrong @synack curry. 4:29 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS from Wilmington, NC   in reply to cgarmstrong
  12. @jephjacques you say that as if there exists some who *like* O'Hare, and you need to differentiate yourself from that imaginary majority. 4:17 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS from Wilmington, NC   in reply to jephjacques
  13. @prekesh lies! I fuckin' love vindaloo. /cc @bradyv P.S. ALL HAIL LISTER! 4:14 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS from Wilmington, NC   in reply to bradyv
  14. Why is there such a deficiency of high-end Indian restaurants in Wilmington? There's only three in the entire... fb.me/1mtVsTIyC 4:09 PM May 28th via Facebook
  15. @csl_ I fuckin' loved that movie, way-back-when. 5:05 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS from Georgia, US   in reply to csl_
  16. @jessica @berryh3h dog 5:04 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS from Georgia, US   in reply to jessica