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ellingson

  1. @bonniegrrl did you feel that? This is no cave!
  2. @ellingson @bonniegrrl engage! We've only got a few seconds before it closes forever!
  3. @bonniegrrl cosmoflage ftw! Nothing is sexier than a nebula where a thousand suns don't shine.
  4. @romanmars hopefullyuseful.com/view/killallso…
  5. #BHOF attendees be on the lookout for Doug E. Fresh and Keith Sweat lounging at the Orleans hotel. orleanscasino.com/event-calendar…
  6. self-asshole assessment app: lifehacker.com/5914546/the-ac… ...by the Butt-Hurt, for the Butt-Hurt. We're all doomed.
  7. Eat the face off a head of lettuce in just 3 seconds: lifehacker.com/5914197/core-a…
  8. Yes, Michigan. The feeling's forever: youtube.com/watch?v=kGEdVO… "I am Michigan".
  9. @bonniegrrl I want more Cinnamon Life, fucker! #BladeRunnerCereal
  10. There's a film about former Liberian warlord, General Butt Naked. That's his name. I'm not kidding en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_B… generalbuttnakedmovie.com
  11. Solid Gold Hell is my new favorite show on @wfmu. Jam after jam after jam: wfmu.org/playlists/SA
  12. @ARTofCOOP @DragonCon I've always wanted to go. Isn't there a Mad Max parade?
  13. Angry Spud, your Slimer of the day. instagr.am/p/LQukS6mG-N/
  14. I promise to be slightly less of a spazz today.
  15. @ARTofCOOP Hey, it's on the internet! It must be free!
  16. @DeanMorrato @ARTofCOOP Damn, that is crazy theft.
  17. @rhiannononon you're welcome.
  18. @leesasaur BEER SHOWER!