ellieisms
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D: severe thunderstorm warning. E: cereal storm warning? Does that mean its going to thunder and cereal will fall out of the sky? D: severe.
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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E: when you were repeating "somewhere over the rainbow" after me, you sang the wrong notes. It's a lullaby, not a wake up the baby song.
5:16 PM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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E (from the backseat): oh no!! My fruit cup! That's the thing about eating in a car. You just might make a mess.
10:05 AM May 26th
via Twitter for iPad
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E: mama, turn off the hair dryer. It's making your hair all dry and frizzy looking.
12:40 PM May 25th
via web
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E (after witnessing a spider attack): mama, if I was a spider and some lady tried to kill me with her shoe, I'd go ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!
9:15 AM May 18th
via web
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E: do you know how Abraham Lincoln died? He said something good about our side and then a man didn't like it and he shot him.
5:30 PM May 12th
via Twitter for iPad
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E: if we camp can I fish? D: do you know how to put the worm on? E: I guess I'll get some dish gloves then pick up a worm and put it on.
5:21 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPad
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E: mama's a weird lady. She likes to sweat because of spicy food, but doesn't like to sweat because of weather, but likes only hot weather.
4:45 PM May 6th
via Twitter for iPad
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E: so what do molecules do for fun? D: they don't do anything, they are things. E: oh, so they're like building blocks. D: I guess they are.
4:51 PM May 2nd
via Twitter for iPad
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E (out of nowhere): George Washington could bend a horseshoe with just his hands.
9:06 AM Apr 28th
via Twitter for iPad
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D: maybe when we get your hair cut it can be like a unicorn horn. E: no way. D: but you like unicorns. E: not enough to try to be one.
5:55 AM Apr 28th
via Twitter for iPad
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M: if you saw Ronald McDonald walking around would it make you smile? E: no way. It would make me frown. Or make a loud scream. He's creepy.
3:13 PM Apr 24th
via Twitter for iPad
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E: that's so sad that kids in Africa die from the zebras? M: diseases not da zebras.
11:23 AM Apr 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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E (discussing b-day invitations): we'll still need their addresses even if we give invitations at school so you can pick them up one by one.
2:08 PM Apr 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
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E: did kids hug their mamas during the civil war? M: of course they did. E: how could they even reach with all those big dresses?
1:49 PM Apr 6th
via Twitter for iPad
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E: is there such a thing as the Easter bunny? M: what makes you ask that? E: somebody told me there wasn't. M: who said that? E: you did.
11:53 AM Apr 2nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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D: what kind of car would you buy? E: maybe when I'm old enough to drive they'll have flying cars. I'll just get one of those.
3:18 PM Mar 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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E: did you know he helped a tantalized man walk once? D: tantalized? E: yeah. (a few minutes later) D: did you mean paralyzed? E: maybe so.
4:44 PM Mar 25th
via web
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E: why are smiley faces always yellow? D: that's just how lots of people make them. What color would you use? E: peach, I guess.
9:58 AM Mar 25th
via web
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E: today I colored the girl's skin brown instead of white because white can be so boring.
9:57 AM Mar 25th
via web
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- Name Ellie L.
- Location Louisville, KY
- Bio Funny or insightful things that Ellie says.
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