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ellie_lumpesse

  1. @westelm My fiance was just put on hold my one of your CSRs for over 35 minutes. He eventually hung up. Can we get some resolution?
  2. Why isn't the pool at my apartment complex clothing-optional?
  3. New post: Elust #28 http://www.lumpesse.com/2011/08/elust-28/
  4. I don't want professional bridal portraits but I do want a kinky, rope-filled trash the dress photo shoot.
  5. New post: The First Gender Celebration Carnival Round-Up http://www.lumpesse.com/2011/07/the-first-gender-celebration-carnival-round-up/
  6. My apartment is clean, bread is rising for a dinner party tonight and I'm well fucked. Productive Saturday so far.
  7. New post: Quiz Time http://www.lumpesse.com/2011/07/quiz-time/
  8. @writingdirty I am now 10 times prouder to have made out with you.
  9. Another great post in the Gender Celebration Carnival! sexpertjaneblow.com/the-gender-cel…
  10. @SailorjX Nope, engagement ring.
  11. @Ann_in_the_ATL I have to go pick it up still and get my diamond set. But the semi-mount has been on order for 2 weeks so . . . progress.
  12. This Submissive Secret is making me rage - twurl.nl/db57u0. I WILL CAPITALIZE WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE!
  13. My ring is finally in. Yay!
  14. I love being sex toy consultant for everyone I know. Woke up this morning to (vanilla account) Facebook messages about strap-on harnesses.
  15. New post: Old Friends http://www.lumpesse.com/2011/07/old-friends/
  16. Hey Jews/Perverts: I'm looking for advice on writing an egalitarian and sex-positive ketubah. Anyone willing to share?
  17. Take part in @CrystalCauses fundraiser & giveaway to win bit.ly/CCauses Over $12k worth of sex toys & prizes up for grabs
  18. Did you read this great post by @CurvaceousDee as part of the Gender Celebration Carnival? curvaceousdee.com/2011/07/what-m…