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Considering asking Mr. Vanilla to come to DO Winter Fire. This is a long-shot to say the least. 2:54 PM Nov 22nd from web
@polyweekly You're welcome, Minx! It was totally fun. 10:42 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to polyweekly
Has anyone made a Digg-style site for sex blog posts and sexuality links that has gotten any real traction? Would anyone be interested? 10:33 AM Nov 21st from web
@pantherapardus I could pay you in cupcakes. As much sugar as you want! 11:41 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to pantherapardus
@furrygirl I think you might have dodged a bullet. 11:38 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to furrygirl
@writingdirty Purchasing or wearing? 11:27 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to writingdirty
@violetblue Oh, I think this is absolutely a factor. It has been wrongly attributed to PC and feminism. 11:20 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to violetblue
@lincolnwrites Why does everyone ask me that? I'll record an orgasm as soon as I can reliably have one again :/ 10:56 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to lincolnwrites
I can't believe I read the whole thing. Christ on a crutch, as my BFF would say, "that is some 'ole bullshit." 10:39 AM Nov 20th from web
I have an awesome student giving a speech on the importance of yearly Pap smears. She just whipped out a speculum to show the class. 8:41 AM Nov 20th from web
@lincolnwrites Tell us how you really feel ;) 8:11 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to lincolnwrites
I have a boyfriend that photoshop edits sweet XKCD comics and emails them to me. Life is fucking good. 8:11 AM Nov 20th from web
Trying my third antidepressant. Everyone cross your fingers that I can have orgasms again. 10:58 AM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
New post, yo. http://bit.ly/2jf8ny 7:31 AM Nov 10th from web
@YourTango Seems like you can be a bad person without it having anything to do with being a "slut" or "skank". Meh. 6:40 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to YourTango
What is everyone doing for Halloween? I'm going as Betty Crocker. 5:12 AM Oct 31st from Twitterrific
Finally something smutty. Guess what, y'all, I still get laid! http://twurl.nl/c73xc6 3:04 PM Oct 29th from Tweetburner
I logged in to check out Lists and am way amused by the titles of the lists I'm on. Looking at you @writingdirty ;) 2:35 PM Oct 29th from web
I feel lucky to have someone that feels lucky to have me. 8:08 AM Oct 21st from web
Planning a camping trip for me and my sweetie. I'm ready to stare at a lake for a few hours. 8:59 PM Oct 14th from web