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  1. Kate Moss to write novel. Everyone got their brain-damage caps on? 2:29 AM May 26th from web
  2. DailyMail: Miley Cyrus fights back for being called fat after bikini pics of her. Gwyn, get off your twitter and stop harrassing young girls 5:03 AM May 19th from web
  3. Daily Mail: Peaches Geldof glams it up in Cannes. And by glam it up, I mean spreading horse-face and STD all around 4:46 AM May 19th from web
  4. The Sun: Gwyn Paltrow unhappy about Scarlett Johansson on IronMan2 set. Makes sense. as SJ is a little thing called ATTRACTIVE. 1:28 AM May 19th from web
  5. DailyMail: Peaches Geldof in Cannes, trying to kick-start her acting career. Does someone need an extra for an ugly pony? 4:57 AM May 18th from web
  6. Daily Mail:BNP uses Americans' pic for British Workers/British Jobs campaign. Thats what happens when the British extras hired dont show up 4:51 AM May 18th from web
  7. Daily Mail: More Labour shambles as 22 year old daughter of Tony Blair's friend tried to secure a position as MP. Hey, if GB is the PM... 4:31 AM May 18th from web
  8. The Sun: Challanges Mr Gordon Brown to call the Queen to dissolve Parliament for general elections. GB: na. Ruining UK is 'within the rules' 3:58 AM May 18th from web
  9. The Sun: Paris Hilton: sex tape ruined my chance to be princess Diana. Yeah. This, and the fact that you're a f***** c***. 3:51 AM May 18th from web
  10. DailyMail: Sir Geldof is mad at daughter peaches for showing her tits. Hah, Bobby, aren't we all... 2:27 AM May 14th from web
  11. DailyMail: David Cameron to sack tory MP's who wouldn't pay back their expenses. Brill. For once. 2:22 AM May 13th from web
  12. PH: J-Lo released a new single called 'What is Love'. Potential answers are money anf plastic surgeon. 7:31 AM May 12th from web
  13. Rihanna releases a new song called 'silly boy'. Said to be inspired by Mr Brown. Gordon, that is. Not Chris. 4:30 AM May 12th from web
  14. DailyMail: Lily Allen hosts a victorian gig dressed as queen victoria. Was Queen Victoria an untalented pig-looking, in-bred brat, too? 4:23 AM May 12th from web
  15. Daily Mail: Katie Price (Jordan): "Pete Left me". I wouldn't worry. He probably got lost in the laundry room. The spins make him all dizzy. 3:39 AM May 12th from web
  16. TheSun: Jordan has been dumped by Peter Andre. This, by the way, is not the first time someone took a dump on her. Ahem. 2:53 AM May 12th from web
  17. TheSun: Kerry Kantona admits she would probably split with hubby next week. I'm sure it has nothing to do with Jordan's divorce, btw. 2:45 AM May 12th from web
  18. PH: Jordan and Peter are getting divorced (confirmed by publicist). They asked us to respect their privacy, even though it doesnt exist 8:29 AM May 11th from web
  19. Giuliana Rancic to be a guest in the Ryan Seacrest Radio show this morning. Get your tissues (and earplugs) out. 6:50 AM May 11th from web
  20. Evening Standard relaunches itself: No longer 'that paper, that is not for free and is being handed every afternoon'. 5:59 AM May 11th from web
  • Name Elle Stern
  • Location London Town
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  • Bio Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors
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