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ellenrapoport

  1. @MikeSchutt1 Not helping! 12:20 PM May 30th via web in reply to MikeSchutt1
  2. Trying really really hard not to google cannibal pictures. Someone talk me out of it. 12:07 PM May 30th via web
  3. Sickie instagr.am/p/LQZn6rv5r6/ 10:24 AM May 30th via Instagram
  4. I look idiotic instagr.am/p/LPNvavv5mR/ 10:14 AM May 30th via Instagram
  5. “@kirockyou: しかし先週『クリフハンガー』が放送されて今週『ザ・ロック』とか、まるで90年代末みたい！と高校生の頃を思い出して吐き気をもよおすアラサー” Lol I know!! You are in my head right now! 9:33 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. “@kirockyou: @vertigonote もうやめて！テイラー・キッチュ（いっちゃった）のライフはマイナスよ！！” Agree! 9:32 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. How do I invest in Rob Kardashian's sock line? Verrrrry interested. 9:25 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Is "on a cleanse" the new "bulimic?" 10:47 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Just because we are sharing an elevator doesn't mean I want to pet your dog. 10:39 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Potential new slogan: "LA ZOO: Where Dreams and Animals Go To Die." 11:49 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Scared to go to the LA Zoo today. I am picturing one depressed panda banging his head against his cage. 8:40 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. My other dog's breath smells like intestines and mold. 2:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. My dog's breath smells like kimchi and anus. 2:20 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Sample NYC conversation starter: "What do you do?" Sample LA conversation starter: "I was molested by my dad." 10:34 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Which is bushier, Larry Hagman's eyebrows or Peter Scolari's pubic garden? #Dallas #GIRLS 8:09 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPad
  16. Is there any cooler name than "Morris Chestnut?" 10:41 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. 70 year old woman on next treadmill over going at 7. I'm on 4. I suck. 10:39 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I'm sorry, seeing someone hit in the face with a squash ball is just funny. 10:38 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @erivinoja They changed and then came back around. Don't fear, your fur burger is trendy again. 10:34 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erivinoja