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EllenDoesCali

  1. So she's under the delusion that I'm the only person who doesn't like him. That it's my problem & everyone else loves having him around.
  2. ...& how the fact that I hate him makes her miserable. She won't even think of asking him not to be here every day...but I've accepted that
  3. Sitting in my room crying again...this time because mom had a preemptive talk with me about Arthur showing up for the weekend...
  4. @unagi47 "he's my sous chef....sous means 'under'"..."oh...I sous-stand"
  5. @unagi47 I just replied to myself...that's where my brain is.
  6. @EllenDoesCali of course! It's what we do for cheap...ish...theater. Now we just have to figure out Once and RoA...and win ghost lotto!
  7. But Buenos Aires is stuck in my head....but only the line about Star Quality...on repeat...kind of like it was for 2 hours at the rush line.
  8. I left my house over 17 hours ago...and I'm just getting home. The things I do for a day of theater! Totally worth it but now I must sleep!
  9. Getting coffee with Phil Spiderman. (Jk...but I made myself laugh) (@ Gregory's Coffee w/ @unagi47) 4sq.com/M9amcR
  10. I think I'm listening to the newest cast recording...over and over again...because it's on a loop where I'm sitting bit.ly/JMSVOu
  11. Dear couple standing in the rush line smoking...seriously...there are 3 giant ash trays in the breezeway...why must you smoke next to me?!
  12. The hourly forecast has it raining at the exact times I plan to be out walking and no other times throughout the day...
  13. This movie is on HBO every few hours...I've watched it 3 times today...and 11 times this week... bit.ly/oKzC4a @GetGlue
  14. @unagi47 haha I almost suggested salmonskinroll yesterday...but I thought I was the only 1 who immediately goes to Friends when I hear unagi
  15. @unagi47 glutenfree47?
  16. I unlocked the Rags sticker on @GetGlue! bit.ly/JqnIdP
  17. Oh I get it...it's like Cinderella with a guy. Yay Max! bit.ly/JqnJP3 @GetGlue #Rags
  18. I'm at the Westchester mall...very odd to be here...but it's pretty much the same as it was when we would spend hours here in high school...
  19. @thelibra apparently not. Paul and James outrank me too.
  20. @thelibra then she was like "you knew what you were coming home to. He's part of my life." And I was like "yes but he's here EVERY DAY!