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  1. Found a spectacular Xmas light display in my neighborhood. A true spectacle
  2. Painters have me trapped in the house!
  3. @helacious_C Happy Birthday!
  4. Envelope glue and beer do not mix
  5. What happened? Ninjas happened.
  6. "I'm concerned that you just tried to tase me."
  7. Finally saw "Trick 'r Treat"
  8. Happy Birthday @mixmastermike
  9. Found 4 dollars on the sidewalk. Maybe today will be a good day?
  10. We are most upset about the new Folger's holiday commercial. There was no reason to get rid of the old one!
  11. I am not prepared for the day ahead
  12. I probably shouldn't be excited about "Beastly" but I really am.
  13. Home! Thanks for getting me @helacious_C!
  14. Flight delayed. Missed my connection. Probably won't be home until the wee hours.
  15. @halogencat But not whipped cream!
  16. Annie has also assigned the whole family a flavor profile. Apparently I'm Salty.
  17. Annie's most epic tantrums took place on the White House lawn and the Smithsonian
  18. "Do you want to sit on my rice?" Aunt to mom
  19. My niece is pretending to be Selena Gomez but refuses to give me any of her Disney dollars
  20. About to see New Moon