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ellejohara

  1. Bye, Twitter. It's been fun, but I need to move on. It's not you, it's me. We can still be friends. (Not really, but you get the idea.) 8:30 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
  2. New episode of 'Absolutely True Tales of Lesbian Drama'. lesbiandrama.com #comics 11:11 PM May 27th via web
  3. Okay, time to do stuff. 7:58 PM May 24th via web
  4. @MisterWoodles Ooo! Now that sounds like a plan. I will definitely try that. 7:46 PM May 24th via web in reply to MisterWoodles
  5. This late May rain is totally getting me down. 7:39 PM May 24th via web
  6. @MisterWoodles Excellent! If the weather weren't total crap here in Oregon, I would totally join you with a PBR pink lemonade. 7:35 PM May 24th via web in reply to MisterWoodles
  7. Oh yeah. Three day weekend this weekend. Delightful! 4:58 PM May 24th via web
  8. Holy shit. It is just *dumping* water on us by the swimming pool. #bloodyweather 2:17 PM May 24th via web
  9. Boy howdy. Today has been interesting so far. Alcohol withdrawal is a bear. 1:35 PM May 24th via web
  10. Ah. Apparently Twitter is only down if you're using Chrome. 12:37 PM May 24th via web
  11. I'd love to be able to get this level of detail into every one of my comic panels. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm… 11:02 AM May 24th via web
  12. NPR is airing something about transgender athletes, but I couldn't stick around to listen. Hopefully it'll be online later. 10:28 AM May 24th via web
  13. I've been looking at my webcomic stats archive and I'm thinking that maybe I should reconsider linking my comic on Reddit. 9:12 AM May 24th via web
  14. "It'll be hilarious right up until it kills us." 8:17 AM May 24th via web
  15. Humans. The most self-absorbed species on the planet. "Hey, we're not using it. Let's fuck it up, then!" 8:16 AM May 24th via web
  16. The ocean covers over 70% of Earth's surface. Humans can't live there. So what do we do with it instead? We use it to dump our shit. Stupid! 8:15 AM May 24th via web
  17. @lilysea It was a quote from Logan's Run, but yes... That stuff too. (Which makes me sad and angry. I love the sea.) 8:10 AM May 24th via web in reply to lilysea
  18. "Fish! Plankton! Sea greens! Protein from the sea." 8:06 AM May 24th via web
  19. Ugh! Still twitchy. I think it's more from the massive quantity of sugar I ate yesterday than anything else. 7:31 AM May 24th via web