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  1. Election results disrupt bodily functions among millions of Egyptians | El Koshary Today bit.ly/KT14Qu #EgyElections 9:45 AM May 26th via Seesmic
  2. Egypt's (raunchy) parliamentary election symbols | El Koshary Today #EgyElections bit.ly/uw8yAS 4:49 AM Dec 1st, 2011 via Seesmic
  3. US offers Israel 2.3 billion fellatios in compensation for Palestine joining UNESCO | El Koshary Today bit.ly/uMiX4U 5:16 AM Nov 1st, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  4. "Invisible hands" strike again | El Koshary Today bit.ly/qlsowj 8:06 AM Oct 10th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  5. Yoda recruited by Supreme Military Council | El Koshary Today http://bit.ly/mlx5dt #Egypt 4:19 AM Jul 5th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  6. Egypt's National Security Agency helps former torturers find "inner-child" | El Koshary Today http://bit.ly/jurMap 9:18 AM Jul 4th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  7. How to become a political activist in Egypt | El Koshary Today http://bit.ly/jYuKVe 10:44 AM May 19th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  8. Salafis demand Hindus & Buddhists who were Muslims in a previous life to reconvert | El Koshary Today http://bit.ly/kPWTWW 12:46 PM May 11th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  9. We're having some issues with our server, and we'd like to think we have people working on it...yyeeeaaahhh, about that. 7:36 AM Mar 23rd, 2011 via web
  10. Muslim Brotherhood launches online dating site | El Koshary Today elkoshary.com/features/musli… via @elkoshary 7:18 AM Mar 23rd, 2011 via Tweet Button
  11. @passantrabie We're working on it. Server issues. It'll be back on hopefully soon. 4:32 AM Mar 23rd, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  12. Muslim Brotherhood launches online dating site | El Koshary Today http://bit.ly/gcFjnJ 1:18 PM Mar 22nd, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  13. Vote up on our latest poll: What should Egypt’s next important referendum be about? | elkoshary.com 9:16 AM Mar 15th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  14. Voting "Yes" on referendum linked to Alzheimer's | El Koshary Today http://bit.ly/fv7UmB 8:56 AM Mar 15th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  15. Government claims Australian "koala bear" behind uprising | El Koshary Today http://tinyurl.com/4rp97o8 #Egypt #Jan25 10:10 AM Feb 9th, 2011 via web
  16. Egyptian State TV nominated for Oscars | El Koshary Today http://tinyurl.com/4mfopth #Jan25 #Egypt 2:17 AM Feb 8th, 2011 via web
  17. Please take to the streets tomorrow at 1pm to make sure corruption and injustice are shoved back up the NDP's big, nasty ass! 12:51 PM Jan 27th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  18. WikiLeaks: Top Egyptian official farted out loud during Clinton meeting. See the Abetaizar for full details: http://www.elkoshary.com/ 7:27 AM Dec 12th, 2010 via web
  19. Men who sexually harass women admit to having "small balls" | El Koshary Today http://bit.ly/g2xAsN 7:27 AM Dec 9th, 2010 via TweetMeme
  20. Positive thinking increases disappointment | El Koshary Today http://bit.ly/ehzAFq 10:49 AM Dec 2nd, 2010 via TweetMeme
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  • Bio As Egypt's first satirical news website, El Koshary Today offers the most reliable news out there.
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