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  1. wonders what all you motherfuckers who take my picture with your cell-phone-cam out the window of your car do with the pictures afterwards? 4:01 PM Sep 23rd from web
  2. wants to follow Muammar Gaddafi's Twitter feed. 4:00 PM Sep 23rd from web
  3. thinks the Sumner Express should go fuck itself. 3:59 PM Sep 23rd from web
  4. says "fuck the right thing...fuck Mookie...fuck Spike Lee." 10:57 PM Sep 18th from web
  5. is watching a human get exploded in slow-motion and instructing you to follow @imageeyenashun 2:11 PM Sep 6th from web
  6. doesn't want nobody sounding like me on no album. (In honor of "Shark Week") 6:19 PM Aug 2nd from web
  7. is tweeting naked because of 72% humidity. 6:13 PM Aug 2nd from web
  8. I hardly update this thing, so you really should be following @imageeyenashun instead. 11:22 AM Jul 22nd from web
  9. @LadyGlock: So the person you re-tweeted wants everybody in the world to hate Africa? 11:20 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to LadyGlock
  10. Salsa's Gourmet Mexican Restaurant 4/5 on Yelp: This small storefront restaurant located conveniently at Springfield... http://bit.ly/CSkSP 6:24 PM Jul 5th from Yelp
  11. Don't just think about following @imageeyenashun on Twitter...DO IT!!! 1:00 PM Jun 26th from web
  12. My best friend @littlefishink makes crocheted record bags. You should visit her website — http://www.littlefishink.com — and buy them! 12:59 PM Jun 26th from web
  13. is pretty sure that all the little birdies on Twitter Street, love to hear themselves go "Tweet, Tweet, Tweet." 2:32 PM Jun 18th from web
  14. http://last.fm/user/elketer 5:17 PM Jun 12th from web
  15. is convinced that green Gatorade is made from melted-down Jolly Ranchers. 12:41 PM Jun 12th from web
  16. @LadyGlock: Word, I saw a kid in some kicks I thought were the "Heaven's Gate" Nike's there not too long ago. He said his mom bought 'em. 10:18 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to LadyGlock
  17. quotes Takeru Kobayashi, who said "When I come to America, pizza is my happiness. I look forward to eating it." 10:14 PM Jun 2nd from web
  18. @shamelessplug: indeed! 4:09 PM May 22nd from web in reply to shamelessplug
  19. is playing the new vicelounge 7'' at 33 RPMs, and liking it that way. 4:09 PM May 22nd from web
  20. Cool Calm Pete Wants to Give His “Heart” Away http://www.imageyenation.com?itemid=4541 12:06 PM May 22nd from web