eljumpingbean
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If u nvite me to Thanksgiving, I shall bring appetite, charm, impeccable manners, and 1 chilled 40oz beer to share. I'm also easy on the ey
5:46 PM Nov 25th
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Gluttony, thy name is Thanksgiving. Ancestors dreamed of day we'd be immobilized by mass quantities of food. Let the wild rumpus start.
1:42 PM Nov 24th
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@ You mean "honesto"...
2:20 PM Nov 23rd
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Starting a mustache revolution. The tackier, the better....Think Geraldo Rivera...Interested. GOAL: army of bad 'staches
6:42 PM Nov 13th
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RT @ I might be late for . How very of me /We're all gonna be..They shoulda known..
5:48 PM Oct 22nd
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RT@elprofe316 I might be late for . How very of me /We're all gonna be..They shoulda known...
5:47 PM Oct 22nd
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if they start taxing good looks, i'm in trouble..
11:02 AM Oct 19th
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if they start taxing good looks, i'm in trouble...
7:51 PM Oct 18th
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football has become the thing watched between beer and boner pill commercials...
1:42 PM Oct 18th
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5:12 PM Oct 15th
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RT @: Issue is almost ready to go to print. Free subscriptions are available at FREEEEEEEEE
3:35 PM Oct 15th
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RT New issue of Cafe magazine is almost ready to go to print. Free subscriptions are available at
3:31 PM Oct 15th
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I've walked into a neighbor's house, planted a flag in their fern & renamed it Guapoland.Ain't Columbus Day grand? Time's ticking. Go. Go.
6:59 PM Oct 12th
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@, @, @, @, @, @, @, @ Thanks for RTs. A happy Columbus Day 2 ALL
6:57 PM Oct 12th
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I've walked into a neighbor's house, planted a flag in their fern & renamed it Guapoland. Ain't Columbus Day grand?
6:39 PM Oct 12th
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In honor of Columbus Day, I smacked a doughnut from some guy's hand and claimed it as my own..
11:06 AM Oct 12th
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I have decided to come back as a trophy wife in my next life...You gotta problem with that...
9:20 PM Sep 10th
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My theory on gov'ment: We elect lawyers & R srprsed they do nuttin. They BS- Its what they do.Carpenters would get sh*t done.
5:29 PM Sep 9th
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RT LatinoBookNews A Coconuts Guide to Getting His/Her Street Cred @ excellent advice on how us coconuts ca
3:21 PM Sep 9th
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@ Weeping. Hope you're happy. I'm getting into this racket...
12:46 PM Sep 7th
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- Name eljumpingbean
- Location Right here, next to the thing
- Web http://eljumpingb...
- Bio Enjoys poking ideas, things, and people with a stick...a sharp, bloody satirical stick..The name speaks for itself, no?
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