elizmccracken
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@ S'up?
about 14 hours ago
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@ You could probably make panini with it, too!
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to ccondry
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We gave the 5-year-old power of Freeze! Unfreeze! this morning. In retrospect, he was always going to abuse it.
about 19 hours ago
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MT @: For 325K Follower celebration, must choose a thing all can share. Secret photo of me at 14 dressed as a hot dog?
about 19 hours ago
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@ No, he was the man I skittered away from as quickly as possible, 16 years ago.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to ChrisKubica
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@ It had a toaster on the front, & Cousin Oliver on the back. It was splendid, I have to say.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to debenham
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@ @ Personally, I think it went to hell when Greg moved up to the attic.
about 20 hours ago
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@ @ Yes, but it wasn't like the Brady Bunch was, you know, a high quality program before...
about 20 hours ago
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Yesterday I ran into a friend who was wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Cousin Oliver on it. He ironed it on himself. Made my day.
about 20 hours ago
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@ Shortly afterwards, a man came to a reading & said, "I wanted to meet the lady whose bed you can see in her mirror."
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to ChrisKubica
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@ Oh Lord. Do you know what that fan means? It means Marion Ettlinger is a nice & persuasive person.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to ChrisKubica
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Hey, everybody: @ is on Twitter. I just thought you'd like to know.
5:57 PM Jun 1st
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@ It is very, very beautiful.
7:51 AM Jun 1st
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@ Oh my lord I loved that heart! Yes, that too.
7:51 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to AnnaKeesey
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Sometimes I think the most significant object of my childhood was the Invisible Woman at the Oregon Museum of Science & Industry.
5:38 AM Jun 1st
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@ Well played, sir.
5:19 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to jrobertlennon
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@ As long as you don't own any Billy Beer, you're fine. @
7:56 PM May 31st
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@ I wanted to call out, "Come back! I'm not done being irked at you!"
6:32 PM May 31st
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in reply to cerebralhem
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FURTHER OBSERVATION: And when they move on, you miss them, because you still have your irritation and nothing to hang it on.
6:17 PM May 31st
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OBSERVATION: People who laugh in hallways outside of offices are intolerable.
6:17 PM May 31st
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- Name Elizabeth McCracken
- Location Austin, TX
- Bio Lapsed librarian. Itinerant novelist.
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