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  1. There's this girl at work I always think is drunk but it probably just annoying. 11:27 AM Dec 22nd from web
  2. @ideasmanphd Kyrgyz 10:14 AM Dec 17th from web in reply to ideasmanphd
  3. @ideasmanphd David Foster Wallace's A supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do again. 6:38 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to ideasmanphd
  4. @ideasmanphd Does Jasper still like trucks? 6:35 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to ideasmanphd
  5. @ideasmanphd Pretentious maybe? Frere-Jones has the rare gift of writing extremely well about incredibly boring indie rock. 7:53 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to ideasmanphd
  6. @TheDoifter Taking a cue from the adorable 2 year old at the other store, I would ask for pizza. 2:40 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to TheDoifter
  7. @bunnypuncher But 808s > Late Registration 7:20 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to bunnypuncher
  8. Christmas tree up, now making peppermint bark. 6:26 PM Dec 9th from web
  9. When will we get all this socialism Fox News keeps promising us. 2:12 PM Dec 2nd from web
  10. @bunnypuncher Me too. Nowhere near Hell Hath No Fury, not even close. 2:49 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to bunnypuncher
  11. Jesus Godovich Christ 10:50 AM Nov 29th from web
  12. @lazaraspaste William. 11:02 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to lazaraspaste
  13. Next year we'll see a baby boom that can only be attributed to New Moon's success. A disproportionate number will be named Edward. 3:13 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" 11:08 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. The War on Christmas is old news, this year I'm all about the War on Thanksgiving! 9:45 AM Nov 16th from web
  16. Goddamn, T. Rex is awesome! 2:13 PM Nov 10th from web
  17. @lazaraspaste Goddamn football games always fuck up the parking around our apartment 1:53 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to lazaraspaste
  18. @bunnypuncher Me too. She sure is awesome though! 2:44 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to bunnypuncher
  19. Goddamnit Maine 6:08 AM Nov 4th from web
  20. That sandwich was life affirming. 12:46 PM Nov 3rd from web