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  1. Highlight of my day: Starbucks holiday cups. Highlight of your day: Not reading this Tweet. 11:19 AM Nov 4th from web
  2. Got called "poopface" today. Oddly, it made me proud. 8:21 PM Nov 3rd from web
  3. Sometimes I wonder if I have Asperger's. Often the answer to that is "yes." 8:32 PM Oct 11th from web
  4. When a bartender asks you if you want a large margarita I think he's really asking if you have a ride home (FYI I'm now stuck here). 12:50 PM Sep 29th from web
  5. Starting the day off with The Stellas so that everything will be OK. 6:40 AM Sep 28th from web
  6. RT @davevrabel Talk Like A Pirate Day, so here goes! "We seek $8 million and drinkable water, or everyone on this British oil tanker dies" 8:17 AM Sep 18th from web
  7. I MISSED MELROSE PLACE. STUPID. STUPID. STUPID. 8:41 PM Sep 8th from web
  8. @ashling_ From where? 11:10 AM Sep 4th from web
  9. New month means new Pandora allotment. 9:31 AM Sep 4th from web
  10. I'm getting a cleaning lady. I don't care how suburban and disgusting that makes me. There. 10:55 AM Aug 26th from web
  11. Sometimes I'm so polite it makes me sleepy. 11:50 PM Aug 24th from web
  12. @flarke I know! I should've listened to you! Yesterday was a good Pandora day. 1:45 PM Aug 23rd from web
  13. I like Martin Sexton. Why didn't I know this before? 8:07 PM Aug 22nd from web
  14. Is porn supposed to be funny, though? http://tinyurl.com/m5qbor 10:46 AM Aug 22nd from web
  15. @jeffvrabel Don't try to trend yourself (again). 11:37 AM Aug 20th from web
  16. @justinjarrett I've vomited on rock stars before. How dare you talk that way to me! 11:34 AM Aug 20th from web
  17. @jeffvrabel Ummm ... that wasn't its milk. 11:33 AM Aug 20th from web
  18. @irleslie Ahhh. Wish I saw this earlier. I'm not going in till 4 p.m. Let me know the next time you're SOB. 11:30 AM Aug 20th from web
  19. @morganbonner I'm in at 4 p.m. Don't pull your hair out over it. ... oh. 11:30 AM Aug 20th from web
  20. Can you RT yourself in front of others? Yes. @incrowdblog Confessions of a very paranoid and Catholic mind http://bit.ly/nBwI9 11:28 AM Aug 20th from web