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elizfarrell

  1. And yet I have no patience for slow baristas. This is why the North mocks you. Speed it up and stop being so friendly!
  2. I hate traffic but I feel excited that these touristss are almost at their destination. That is the best summer feeling ever.
  3. Getting a pedicure. The woman who was in this chair before me was reading #50shades. #AllYourTowelsPlease
  4. Miss IQSA was one of the best segments on #WWHL. "We think they got that right because they saw Miss Congeniality." Oh, @BravoAndy
  5. Natalie and Tootie look like they bought their outfits from Menopause R Us. #WWHL
  6. @reganmct Oh my? #50shadestakeover
  7. I was Gertie's age when "ET" came out. Now I think I'm older than their dumb mother ... or ET.
  8. Just bought some Adirondack chairs ... like a real thirty-something suburbanite.
  9. Man eats guy's face. Now woman tries to chomp baby arm? Fool me once, zombies ... ow.ly/bjdRC
  10. I loooove the feather earrings this vial of coke is wearing. ow.ly/biYQ2
  11. No. Somnia. Yeah, I'm doing this.
  12. I want to open a hotel called Bed, where you'd go for the most amazing pre-sleep and sleep of your life. This could be my calling.
  13. @cmolear She should divorce him for being an ugly, mean frog. I hope he goes to jail. That's prob why he's doing chin ups in door frames
  14. @reganmct It happened. He did his dance for me too. He's awesome!
  15. Favorite #50shades reaction from @robin_lerner: "I'll skim those parts. I don't care about her feelings."
  16. Someone got a hug from Collins Doughtie tonight....
  17. @cmolear Better that than queso.
  18. Guess what happens to appliance repairmen who are half an hour early to my house ...
  19. There's nothing quite so disconcerting as when a service worker looks at you with unprovoked scorn. What did I do? WHAT DID I DO?
  20. I'm two seconds away from getting #HBO. I missed #Hemingway tonight and that's just tragic.