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  1. @thebyrdrva also, maybe don't call your donators cheepskates.
  2. @thebyrdrva I did. But what is it for? People have been people complaining about the seats for years. You need 2 post a plan for the funds.
  3. FYI, Richmond ex-pats, the Byrd theater has gone to shit. The Wurlitzer is still mighty, but the ceiling is turning black.
  4. Just took @benwhitehouse to see Inglorious Basterds for his birthday. Happy birthday! I got you scalped Nazis and ridiculously vicious Jews!
  5. Did Matt Lauer just make a 420 joke about Snoopy?
  6. Wow, it's been at least 10 years since I'd expect to hear myself to say that Jimmy Fallon was the best performance in this parade.
  7. Except the marching bands! Never enough marching bands!
  8. This parade is making me hate music.
  9. Hoping to see Lady Gaga on the Arby's float.
  10. What the fuck happened to Alan Cummings and Cyndi Lauper? M&Ms and Princesses? Should have held out for the Trojan float.
  11. Must be a zombie virus outbreak in DC - only appropriate explanation for this traffic. That or the turkeys in Richmond are filled with gold.
  12. Yep, I'm back home - http://pic.gd/7e8418
  13. British accents, birds in bras, and love - irresistibly adorable: My First Crush http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  14. @barvonblaq no, i'm just in a good mood.
  15. Casting director in my last audition asked if I was over 18. So,I'll be on 23rd St handing out $20 bills & blowjobs for the next hour or so.
  16. Jon Gosselin is destroying the universe - http://www.elizaskinner.net...
  17. Longer I wait 4 the doctor 2 show up, the more stuff I wanna steal from this examining room. 5 more minutes & I'm taking the plastic uterus.
  18. Stomach is exploding. But not in the fun, sci-fi way. More in the boring, out-the-butt way. #fb
  19. Baby Wants Candy at 10:30 at the Barrow Street Theater in NYC tonight!
  20. Karaoke, like democracy, is great except for the other assholes.