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Doing a deploy tomorrow. Managment's expectations were stated as: "Don't piss off 345,000 users."about 5 hours agofrom Echofon
I love how the higher-ups here refer to programming as typing. "You're done? I'll write new stories, but in the meantime don't stop typing"11:10 AM Dec 1stfrom web
Nothing makes me want to spend the minimum permissible time at work like having to record what I'm doing every minute that I'm there.8:40 PM Nov 30thfrom Echofon
I just walked by the men's room as someone opened the door. It was like the gates of hell had been unleashed.9:41 AM Nov 30thfrom web
I can't remember the last piece of fruit I had that wasn't beer paraphernalia.7:19 PM Nov 25thfrom Echofon
Newly discovered work policy: Time spent working on defects does not count towards your required 40 hours/week.11:24 AM Nov 25thfrom web
RT @cwage: if I can get to 1000 followers by the end of today, I will give all 1000 the opportunity to buy me dinner. (plz RT)12:46 PM Nov 20thfrom web
I feel like Mario- I just got a Broken Pipe Exception!8:41 AM Nov 6thfrom web
This is just too much- My new doctor's office has complimentary valet parking!10:53 AM Nov 4thfrom Echofon
The thing about being the only girl in the office is that every time I hear a feminine pronoun, my ears perk up.12:49 PM Oct 30thfrom web
