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  1. This is our date. http://flic.kr/p/7k3ChR about 19 hours ago from Flickr
  2. Happy Birthday, @ninjacentric! I hope you had nothing but cake today! about 20 hours ago from txt
  3. @jo3n "you can go your own way" 6:52 PM Dec 1st from txt
  4. What are you looking at, officer? It's like you've never seen anybody rocking out to Fleetwood Mac. 6:45 PM Dec 1st from txt
  5. @Jocibug um, I believe we have plenty at, ahem, our store. 6:17 PM Dec 1st from txt
  6. Spent the day haggling over custody with the ex and the evening talking to my own deadbeat dad. Mondays don't get much better than this. 5:41 PM Nov 30th from txt
  7. All right. I capitulate. You win. I "like" the Beatles. 8:07 PM Nov 29th from txt
  8. @kennybloggins True story. Though I knew better than to offer. 3:10 PM Nov 29th from Brizzly in reply to kennybloggins
  9. So I'd like to do one of those "twitter word cloud" things, but I fear the most common word would be "fuck" and all its derivatives. 11:38 PM Nov 28th from txt
  10. I assure you, it is in fact a dress. 11:24 PM Nov 28th from txt
  11. These leggings aren't pants. They are leggings. Underneath a very, very short dress. 11:02 PM Nov 28th from txt
  12. RT @the_dza: If you're in Topeka tonight come see me "DJ" at The Trap. If you're not, jealous much? You should be jealous. 2:42 PM Nov 28th from Brizzly
  13. Yo, @topcity. Your family was just in my store. I don't think they recognized me. 12:20 PM Nov 28th from Brizzly
  14. Pro tip: The toilet is the second most likely place to die. 8:16 AM Nov 28th from txt
  15. @imamelanie Did my family come to your house too? 5:30 PM Nov 26th from txt
  16. @sista_flapjack You do win! Happy Thanksgiving to YOU! 1:16 PM Nov 26th from txt
  17. Today I am seriously considering taking the new anti-anxiety med I have thus far been too anxious to try. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! 9:08 AM Nov 26th from txt
  18. @khead indeed. Will yours be a walk in park? 7:27 PM Nov 25th from txt
  19. I have just discovered the holiday hell you all speak of. 7:05 PM Nov 25th from txt
  20. NO, YOU TRY APPLYING MASCARA WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED. Yeah. That's what I thought. 8:44 AM Nov 25th from web