elizabethlyons
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@ Made your gluten-free espresso chocolate chip cookies today. I'm now at least 9 pounds heavier. Your recipes are the best!
about 12 hours ago
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@ I'm watching you on the CBS Evening News right now!!
5:19 PM Dec 19th
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I just love giggle. RT Enter to win a $1000 @ eGift Cert!ificate And come back daily to win a $250 one!
6:54 PM Dec 18th
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My Webster's Dictionary is actually missing 5 pages. They are completely blank. I feel like those poor words are lost!
3:40 PM Dec 18th
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The most interesting holiday songs I ever did hear.
12:15 PM Dec 18th
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"Are you SERIOUS?" screamed Grace. Oops. She now knows I tweet about her on occasion.
2:00 PM Dec 17th
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Grace (10 years old): "I can't live without sugar; it's the only thing that keeps me active." Oh dear.
1:57 PM Dec 17th
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Somebody help me. Is it "One thing I can tell you is, I love commas" or "One thing I can tell you is that I love commas." @
11:51 AM Dec 17th
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"I have spent most of the day putting in a comma, and the rest of the day taking it out." --Oscar Wilde
10:56 AM Dec 17th
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@ Do you provide where-the-hell-to-use-a-comma services to comma-happy authors? Right now, I'd pay big. ;)
10:44 AM Dec 17th
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can't figure out what possessed her to leave the Ronco food dehydrator in the pantry all these years. Homemade dried mango? Please. Yum!
10:19 AM Dec 17th
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My son is wondering WHY I'm not wearing PJs for his PJ party today at school.
6:45 AM Dec 17th
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Poor Santa.
11:45 AM Dec 16th
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I love me some Prince in the morning. ♫
11:29 AM Dec 16th
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Honestly, I don't know how accountants do it.
1:01 PM Dec 15th
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Santa CLAUS or Santa CLAUSE? I screw it up every time. @
9:27 AM Dec 15th
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One simply cannot watch Christmas Vacation too many times.
9:15 AM Dec 15th
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Baby Dipper Bowl giveaway winner announced:
12:09 PM Dec 14th
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The sight of the UPS guys wearing Santa hats makes me inexplicably happy.
12:08 PM Dec 14th
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I'll never again process The Twelve Days of Christmas the same way.
11:12 AM Dec 14th
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- Name Elizabeth Lyons
- Location Inside a cyclone
- Web http://www.elizab...
- Bio Parenting author, speaker, mother of 5 (including twins), hostage negotiator, heimlich maneuver practitioner, business owner, blogger, lunchmaker, driver...
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