elizabethlittle
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I'm currently in Texas, and no joke: the only channel that comes through clearly on my motel TV is Fox News.
2:20 PM Aug 3rd
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A valet just gave my car a digusted look. Nice to see you again too, Los Angeles.
1:09 PM Jul 21st
from Birdhouse
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I so enjoy returning to my home country and being warmly welcomed by US Customs agents who want to search my car.
2:58 PM Jul 13th
from Birdhouse
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To enjoy your travels wherever you may be you need to have but one skill: the ability to find a bartender with a heavy hand.
8:18 PM Jul 11th
from Birdhouse
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The guest book at the Forks Visitor Center:
2:57 PM Jul 10th
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The fact that my GPS interprets "WA" as "Western Australia" does not bode well for my ability to navigate the Pacific Northwest.
12:14 PM Jul 7th
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I crossed the Snake River several times today; not once was I asked if I wanted to ford the river or caulk the wagon and float it across.
9:41 PM Jun 30th
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I just saw Transformers, and I was surprised by how much of it I enjoyed. Like the part when the projector cut out.
6:04 PM Jun 29th
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Someone really needs to explain to Montanans the difference between a casino and a really boring arcade.
9:44 AM Jun 29th
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I miss my home and husband and cats, sure, but what I miss most about Queens is the heartwarming sight of an agonized Mets fan after a loss.
10:39 PM Jun 28th
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I can never tell if I like Montana more for its staggering beauty or its scant population.
6:42 PM Jun 23rd
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I loved New Orleans, but never before upon leaving a city has the phrase "smell you later" seemed quite so appropriate.
8:52 AM Jun 18th
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The very real danger of road-tripping by myself is that eventually I will turn to showtunes. And I might never turn back.
10:35 AM Jun 17th
from Birdhouse
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As soon as they've handled more pressing issues, New Orleans may want to look into the heretofore unchecked proliferation of living statues.
5:24 PM Jun 14th
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Ah, Alabama. #1 in your programs, approximately #44 in my heart.
11:31 AM Jun 14th
from Birdhouse
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Some days I feel like I don't know what I'm doing. Luckily, I have the staff at Starbucks to help me feel a little less alone in the world.
8:47 AM Jun 14th
from Birdhouse
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If I never again have to drive in Miami it will be too soon. Not that I can really call what they do driving. "Narrowly not-dying," maybe.
6:52 AM Jun 13th
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I'm clearly not biologically cut out for this climate. I feel like a sous-vide chicken.
10:52 AM Jun 9th
from Birdhouse
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I've attempted to speak four languages today, and I've butchered them all. Sadly, that includes English.
5:34 PM Jun 8th
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Miami's not so different from New York, really. It's just more naked.
3:15 PM Jun 8th
from Birdhouse
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- Name Elizabeth Little
- Location The Road
- Web http://elizabeth-...
- Bio I write. Mostly about language. Sometimes about other stuff. Although I'm usually not so vague.
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