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  1. prize horse gets thrown under the bus by the other animals on the farm. often.
  2. Sometimes - a cigar is what i want
  3. dear associated press: when you write a story as this, INCLUDE THE LINKS to what you are referencing. #commonsense ( http://bit.ly/2HctP )
  4. woman suing a hotel claiming her 13 yr old got pregnant from the public pool. really. she's determined to go ahead with lawsuit. #ignorance
  5. hell of a lot of ignorant people in this world! (also: i don't know how to change oil in a car).
  6. statement shows chicago cab company has been duplicating charges on my credit card. this pisses me off.
  7. Will you take a cab? Sure she said and then walked two miles home...
  8. Getting used to autumn in july...
  9. sometimes i want men to experience the sensation of a pained left ovary. just for maybe five minutes. that would do it. #buymeadrink
  10. at least 8 empty seats and this guy has to sit in the spot right next to me. #invasion
  11. brains. that are actually used. appropriately. #turnon
  12. @jonray esquire - 75 skills every man should master. how do you do? : http://bit.ly/4y4uwG
  13. dear Valley Swim Club: CATCH THE HELL UP! : http://bit.ly/pWnvp
  14. today is a good day for bacon.
  15. seem to have misplaced by stellar wit. perhaps it's under the bed. with my shoes. and a popcorn kernel or two.
  16. OH: most underrated humanitarian in US. #jackson
  17. @edcurran however, read that cbs was citing over 750 million sold? where is cbs getting that figure? can find no evidence to support that.
  18. @edcurran necessary. to not supply what consumer is requesting would be irresponsible. evidence shows his impact demanded the coverage.
  19. head. ache.
  20. Loads of sunshine- LOVE it!