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- I started dreaming in Italian. I performed 2x this weekend. I've been painting. The weather's rad. Summer 2009 is trying to get in my pants.8:43 PM Jul 12th from web
- @shannonerin I wish I could convince my mom to leave the country. Have an awesome time! Let's make plans when you're back.10:37 AM Jul 10th from web
- @shannonerin what! You're going to Ireland? Damn it. I still haven't responded to your facebook note. I'm so behind with you guys!7:37 PM Jul 8th from web
- I seem to have blacked out at my laptop with a credit card in hand. I'm currently waiting for 4 packages, none of which I've paid for yet.7:32 PM Jul 8th from web
- @masonjar58 maybe it's me, but I never see your [pound] fb tweets on fb.5:35 PM Jul 7th from web
- I need serious, clever spy advice for making someone's life a living hell without breaking any laws or being found out. Help me. I'll pay.5:33 PM Jul 7th from web
- @brut4l_in5tinct lol! You missed a "fun" time. 50 of our distant relatives letting themselves into the cabin whenever they wanted to pee!4:04 PM Jul 5th from web
- I'm driving 800 miles with my Grandma! Prepared topics: white zin, quilting, my cousins' babies, hussies, "the google on the internet".8:55 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Covering for the lowest person on the office totem pole for the next 3 weeks. Gravity + excrement = this is going to suck.9:31 AM Jun 4th from web
- There is a real, live jackhammer being used about 30 feet from my desk. When I say fuck that noise, I really mean it.12:21 PM May 26th from web
- http://bit.ly/47IHh10:36 PM May 22nd from web
- Sometimes I get really nervous that my laptop camera is on and you guys can see me picking my nose and crying at commercials on youtube.4:06 PM May 21st from web
- Dear Upstairs Neighbor, fuck your soul. Yours sincerely, the person who is about to cut your power just to get away from the dance remixes.4:57 PM May 20th from web
- @dots58 Sorry! But you've got to admit, that was a pretty obtuse spoiler. Are you through finals yet?8:01 AM May 14th from web
- Oh. Pacey is dead, and Spock lives in the world trade center. Why didn't I see that coming?9:55 PM May 13th from web
- MY BAND IS OPENING FOR IRA GLASS!!!!!7:17 AM May 12th from web
- @officergleason that would be awesome, but we have a Biology final today and an Italian final tomorrow. My brain, she is so full.6:39 AM May 12th from web
- @shannonerin we're even because I totally wish I was going to Ikea! We should get together this week. Or maybe next week after finals?6:06 AM May 12th from web
- Since Friday, I've had conversations about cakes, jesus, the military, asia, star trek, crushes, neurology, and metaphysics. +lots of beer.9:27 PM May 11th from web
- Dear Television, Thank you for teaching me what parthenogenesis is so that I can continue to be a total know-it-all. Love, Elizabeth9:19 AM May 9th from web
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- Name Elizabeth Breen
- Location Chicago, IL
- Web http://NULL
- Bio Let's do this thing.
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