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Apple Mail is deliberately causing logout timeouts by failing to quit. Clearly this is all part of some larger conspiracy to incapacitate me28 minutes ago from Tweetie
Having a massive nerdgasm over tomorrow's release of Tales of Monkey Island. The monkeys are watching. http://tinyurl.com/l9aqsgabout 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Sweet Saint Peter's prick! A band camp is training right next door to me. It feels like I have a KISS concert playing in my head! The pain!about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
Waiting for a 4th of July parade to start. http://bit.ly/kG3WS9:35 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
@slinky66 Did you make an audio recording of your performance?7:37 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to slinky66
Happy Fourth to one and all. Now let's celebrate the day in true American style by blowing shit up.7:05 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
@gwardwell this coming from someone whose mom is large enough to be mistaken for a rigid airship - the Hindenwardwell.5:35 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to gwardwell
@slinky66 I want pictures of arches. There has to be arches there.2:52 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to slinky66
@om the answer is simple; CDMA. GSM is the global standard and hence sees the broadest handset support.1:26 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to om
The ultimate example of sex education breathes new meaning to the term "Teacher's pet" http://tr.im/qMeR9:33 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
And nothing says sexy quite like a woman with a beergut wearing a midriff top, smoking a cigarette. Come get some, boys.8:58 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
The lakes are jam packed with flabby overweight beach-bathing whales. It's like seaworld for the morbidly obesce.8:56 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
@gwardwell I threw up in my mouth a lot of bit.8:51 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to gwardwell
@gwardwell you weren't like this when we dated. How soon the romance fades.8:37 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to gwardwell
@slinky66 don't blame greg. His absence of compassion comes from the fact he was raised by a 500lb invalid mother.6:24 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to slinky66
@gwardwell because I'm forced to work next to you. See the connection?5:32 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to gwardwell
Christ! What happened to the sunshine and mild temps I was promised? The forecast today calls for cloudy skies and one very unhappy Kent5:27 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
On my way to have new tires put on my truck.5:23 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
Spending the weekend with my folks. Why can't they move to Florida like all the other retired pensioners6:04 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
@gwardwell Enjoys photographing guitars...and young children. He's that creepy guy lurking around playgrounds, offering candy to little boys9:17 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie

Name Kent Pribbernow
Location Fort Wayne, Indiana
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Bio Creative professional (http://www.gearboxmedia.net) and Freelance tech writer. Senior designer at Sweetwater.com