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Watched Transformers II with @ and @ via @. Megan Fox is hot but her lips are coated in KFC chicken grease
about 11 hours ago
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Reminded why I use throwaway hotmail account for various website registrations. Logged in and it's full of porn spam. Not that I don't mind.
4:40 PM Nov 23rd
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Wearing lavender-colored dress shirt today. Because lavender is the most masculine of effeminate colors.
11:59 AM Nov 23rd
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RT @ "New Moon" makes $140 million in first weekend. And they say Americans have no taste. Hah!!
11:57 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Irrelevant.
5:37 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Don't feel bad. I've spent the better part of my evening boning up on jQuery and derived equal enjoyment.
5:33 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Look closer at the video and you'll see it was the belligerent drunk who broke the glass, not the cop.
5:31 PM Nov 22nd
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@ You smell so lovely, it was only a matter of time before someone bottled your scent.
4:35 PM Nov 22nd
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Google Voice fails to translate voicemails into text accurately. Or my Dad really is watching football at Church, while eating pots and pans
3:43 PM Nov 22nd
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Let's try that again. New Moon grossed 140 million at the box office this weekend, all thanks to teenage girls and creepy goth kids. Scary
3:15 PM Nov 22nd
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New Moon grossed 140 million at the
3:10 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Could be worse: Exploding raccoons, electric insect bites, Transformers, and beach with no water. So there.
12:26 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Why not just stream Christian radio in iTunes?
8:44 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Ha! You should have replied "No, this operating system actually works."
8:41 AM Nov 22nd
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@ why would I want help? Take that from me and I have nothing left in life. In anything I want tips and tricks, and How-to guides!
6:20 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Brilliant! To double the value I will paint the shelf black with a red numeral 3 on the side. Rednecks will line up to buy it.
7:10 PM Nov 21st
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@ The shelf would have to resemble either a hunting rifle or a Nascar racecar for that demographic to take interest.
6:49 PM Nov 21st
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@ It's a shelf, not a used Lexus.
6:44 PM Nov 21st
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@ Not really throwing it away, but questioning its place in my life. Thanks for the offer -I'm more inclined to donate it.
6:31 PM Nov 21st
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@ you've been busy lately, long (lots of travelling). What's up?
5:21 PM Nov 21st
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