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  1. Watched Transformers II with @gwardwell and @cdwardwell via @sweetwatersound. Megan Fox is hot but her lips are coated in KFC chicken grease
  2. Reminded why I use throwaway hotmail account for various website registrations. Logged in and it's full of porn spam. Not that I don't mind.
  3. Wearing lavender-colored dress shirt today. Because lavender is the most masculine of effeminate colors.
  4. RT @BrentSpiner "New Moon" makes $140 million in first weekend. And they say Americans have no taste. Hah!!
  5. @ryanblock Irrelevant.
  6. @gwardwell Don't feel bad. I've spent the better part of my evening boning up on jQuery and derived equal enjoyment.
  7. @thomashawk Look closer at the video and you'll see it was the belligerent drunk who broke the glass, not the cop.
  8. @LisaH You smell so lovely, it was only a matter of time before someone bottled your scent.
  9. Google Voice fails to translate voicemails into text accurately. Or my Dad really is watching football at Church, while eating pots and pans
  10. Let's try that again. New Moon grossed 140 million at the box office this weekend, all thanks to teenage girls and creepy goth kids. Scary
  11. New Moon grossed 140 million at the
  12. @lavystar Could be worse: Exploding raccoons, electric insect bites, Transformers, and beach with no water. So there.
  13. @gwardwell Why not just stream Christian radio in iTunes?
  14. @loughkb Ha! You should have replied "No, this operating system actually works."
  15. @1938media why would I want help? Take that from me and I have nothing left in life. In anything I want tips and tricks, and How-to guides!
  16. @gwardwell Brilliant! To double the value I will paint the shelf black with a red numeral 3 on the side. Rednecks will line up to buy it.
  17. @gwardwell The shelf would have to resemble either a hunting rifle or a Nascar racecar for that demographic to take interest.
  18. @gwardwell It's a shelf, not a used Lexus.
  19. @gwardwell Not really throwing it away, but questioning its place in my life. Thanks for the offer -I'm more inclined to donate it.
  20. @longzheng you've been busy lately, long (lots of travelling). What's up?