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  1. @kueblerwolf I have yet to locate one.
  2. No college in Ft Wayne offers classes on web development? How the hell is that possible? #failinthefort
  3. Off to see Men who stare at goats with @thebrawnyman and @lavystar.
  4. 1 copy of COD Modern Warfare 2 purchased. I'm ready to clean up, and I brought a big ass mop. Look out, bad guys, here comes Mr. Clean.
  5. Decision made - I'm buying the Xbox version of Call of Duty Modern Warface 2. Now to the join the hordes amassing around GameStop stores.
  6. @loughkb It's there. Keep looking.
  7. Dodge Viper logo turned upside reveals... Daffy Duck? WFT? http://bit.ly/33kNFP
  8. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 day. I can almost taste the gunpowder.
  9. @gwardwell @cdwardwell I want nothing to do with this game ever. It is the spawn of hell.
  10. @gwardwell Sounds right. I'm madly in love with Jon, my FBI weed trimmer. He's cute. And now you know why I use those scissors all the time.
  11. @Jon4Lakers Monkeys with iPhones are nothing to joke about.
  12. @gwardwell My name is ʍouɹǝqqıɹd ʇuǝʞ. Get it right, nancy drew.
  13. @gwardwell Every now and then I run into your mom; with impact of a brick wall.
  14. @gwardwell Your internet is slow from your mom downloading pork rinds and cream-filled pastries. Even a T1 line can't satisfy her hunger.
  15. @cdwardwell My name is upside down because I Tweet standing on my head. Next silly question...
  16. The real cause of your slow internet is your mom downloading pork rinds and cream-filled pastries. Even a T1 line can't satisfy her hunger.
  17. Daydream Believer: Literal Video Version http://bit.ly/188FJx
  18. @armintalic hashtag shenanigans are no laughing matter #seewhatididthere
  19. Pondering which copy of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 to buy this Tuesday; PC or Xbox 360? #icantdecide
  20. Finishing my Magic Mouse review, and thinking of making a second video. Do I really want to go through that whole scissor bullshit again? No