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  1. Yilly Yilly Yilly: There was once a boy named Rex who got onto a bus. The bus was heading Downtown, and Rex plo.. http://trim.li/nk/G2S 2:04 PM Nov 28th from twitterfeed
  2. Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship not excuses! Choooo-cheeeh...chooo-cheeeeh....darn breathing device not working. 1:18 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. Being a manager is like being Darth Vader. Let me out of this mask, please! 1:17 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. And now a riddle: What's salty and green and read all over? http://bit.ly/ebqbH 6:12 AM Nov 19th from Facebook
  5. Humor in books – why it helps: My hypothesis is that any book or movie, however sad, tragic, or serious, .. http://trim.li/nk/CZa 6:04 AM Nov 19th from twitterfeed
  6. This just in: Aurore and Pierre were seen picking cucumbers near the tiny city of Huntsville, Canada. Their... http://bit.ly/2uvjra 5:25 AM Nov 19th from Facebook
  7. Steel Yourself for True: I’m going in. Cover me. This is it. Let the games begin. Forward march. This is .. http://trim.li/nk/Biu 7:43 AM Nov 15th from twitterfeed
  8. All about the book, by Eli Stutz, coming out Spring 2010, by Bloomsbury USA. http://bit.ly/4rhsbL 6:57 AM Nov 15th from Facebook
  9. Welcome to the official Pickle Impossible fan page. Yes, this is the book that broke the story of the greatest... http://bit.ly/2N2nZh 6:56 AM Nov 15th from Facebook
  10. @elanaroth what I meant to say was thanks. 5:35 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to elanaroth
  11. My awesome agent @elanaroth (who only has 1500+ followers) has helped me break the not-so-well-known 30 barrier. Did anybody miss that? 5:32 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. Several masked men have just crashed through my ceiling and are carrying me away. It's the Twitter police! You won't silence me! POTATOOOO.. 4:10 AM Nov 13th from web
  13. Pot. Ate. Oh. :) 4:09 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. Why is it potato and potatoes (and not potatoe and potatos)? Let's just call the whole thing off. 4:08 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. When the potato famine began in Ireland, were some people at least happy that they didn't have to eat any more potatoes? 4:07 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. Did you ever hear the potato joke? It goes like this: I am a potato. Ha ha ha ha. That's vintage SCTV. We miss you, Yorgi (John Candy). 4:06 AM Nov 13th from web
  17. Consider the potatoe. It doesn't exist. It is, in fact, a potato. Thankfully, I only have 26 followers. 4:04 AM Nov 13th from web
  18. Cut up a lot of potatoes today. Not sure what they're for. But I'm a man of action, not of words. Lies do not become me. 4:03 AM Nov 13th from web
  19. Aurore IS TAKING OVER!!!!!: HI EVEREE-BODY! It’s me, Aurore. I’m the main character in the TRUE sto.. http://trim.li/nk/y3z 8:13 AM Nov 8th from twitterfeed
  20. Duck Soup!: The Royal Conservatory of Torthonton is an institution of ancient lineage, dating back to the earli.. http://trim.li/nk/xe2 1:44 AM Nov 6th from twitterfeed