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  1. In San Jose but I slept through most of the ride up here. The "way" still eludes me. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Am I morally obligated to speak to my office manager about the oversensitive automated toilet that flushes every time a turd hits the water? 1:41 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  3. @sarahegreen Is that on Netflix? I'll watch it next time I'm in the mood to check myself out. (I'm never in that mood. That would be weird.) 7:38 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to sarahegreen
  4. Netflix. Instant. On my TV. Goodbye productivity. Hello Jonas Season 1. 7:13 PM Nov 18th from txt
  5. One of these days, I plan to live in this fog. http://bit.ly/3usCdn 12:57 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  6. What kind of creepy/genius scientist came up with this study? http://bit.ly/I5OlY 12:05 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  7. http://twitpic.com/pxwzz - Life would be better if we could all fit on pillows. 6:49 PM Nov 17th from TwitPic
  8. Casting session with @curtneill - if you got the goods (see: butts), give us a call. 6:13 PM Nov 17th from txt
  9. I blamed a random smell on my dog before realizing it was me. Everyone believed it was him so I decided to keep my mouth shut. Win. 2:05 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  10. http://twitpic.com/pubgi - My roommate Professor Poetry. 9:43 PM Nov 16th from TwitPic
  11. Got it! http://pic.gd/195241 1:42 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  12. At my cube, frantically pulling out a lone strand of neck hair in a futile attempt to combat aging + the gross fur that comes along with it. 1:37 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  13. I clean up my facebook wall and my computer's desktop more often than my bedroom floor. #problematic 11:32 AM Nov 16th from web
  14. @benpotrykus You've convinced me. Tomorrow morn I shall dine with a robe and a crown. Twitpics will be taken. Respect shall be restored. 10:50 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to benpotrykus
  15. Stop stiffin' start peein'! #mottosforsdogsandforlife 8:22 AM Nov 16th from txt
  16. Just to clarify, I don't chow down on cake and wine for breakfast. Twitpic was from last night. 7:57 AM Nov 16th from txt
  17. http://twitpic.com/prd5l - Chocolate pumpkin pie + chardonnay is never not worthy of a twitpic. 7:51 AM Nov 16th from TwitPic
  18. How to respond to unwanted advances: 'I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was distracted by the fact that I just farted.' 8:50 PM Nov 15th from txt
  19. San Fran gigs in January! Fulfilling one of last year's New Year's resolutions a year late. 5:57 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  20. Super excited for Mad Men tonight!!! Oh, wait....nooooOooo! 12:29 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck