elisharene
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In other news, I'm killing my roommate for leaving the heat turned up to 800bil degrees all night (actual temp) and leaving the lights on.
about 5 hours ago
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Hey guys! I'm converting my apartment into a bathhouse because it's already a sauna in here. Any idea how much they charge? Mmm, money.
about 5 hours ago
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I'm tired of being sick. I have run out of entertainment.
about 17 hours ago
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I'm sore from my three mile run yesterday and from coughing all day today. Oh, my glutes and abs, how you burn when I breathe.
about 21 hours ago
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I'm the worst texter of them all.
about 22 hours ago
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Last night I saw a new boy, who is really a old boy, and might be a wonderful boy. He seems to find my arrogantic antics amusing. Swoon!
about 23 hours ago
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@ Whoa... That is one vicious frozen turkey. Hope the moms is a-ok (considering everything).
6:32 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to jaemie
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@ Maybe a Big Gulp size cup.
6:13 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to beerad
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@ Beer and biking I have covered. A cup of coffee a day makes the coughing go away? I'll try that.
5:57 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to beerad
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I'm calling in my first sick day in three months.
5:47 AM Nov 23rd
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I was told "bless you" for coughing. It wasn't a sneeze, damnit! It was a cough!
10:36 PM Nov 22nd
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I'm at Club Foot (1824 W Augusta, Chicago).
9:39 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Ha, well, I do now. It's pretty exciting.
1:45 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to beerad
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My new job is kinky, apparently. Just got a text from a friend, "When is your next shift? You serving me beer is my newest fantasy."
1:23 PM Nov 22nd
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@ It's ok that you're stealing my Mayorship. I work there now. I don't think bar employees should be Mayors. It's immoral.
1:17 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to beerad
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In town this holiday weekend? Let's go bowling @. I have coupons. Yes. No, really, let's do this.
11:58 AM Nov 22nd
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Just heard my first Christmas song of the season. Shoulda kept the earbuds in at the laundromat. Crap.
9:47 AM Nov 22nd
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I've been listening to Like Knives by The Fashion on repeat. For the last hour. I mean, two hours. Gotta be more in control.
9:32 AM Nov 22nd
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To maximize efficiency, I'm going to jog while I wait for laundry. And, ugh, flirt with a married woman. Don't judge me! It's efficient!
8:02 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Oof, I should pass on the booze until the sickness goes away. Enjoy though. And stay cheap. All the cool kids are.
5:17 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to trixmix
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- Name Elisha Rene
- Location Chicago, IL
- Web http://ifthisthen...
- Bio I'm an undercover writer and server at @smallbardst. I ride my bike and date the internet. Normal, right?
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