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  1. How is it that my Sat morning is so far ExaCTLY like the previous 5? Oh, right, bc my hubs is still in bed!
  2. @anymommy really? Our husbands are out seeing some old guy who yells a lot? We r so much cooler.
  3. Am awaiting arrival of grumpy clinically depressed hyper critical aunt who, needless to say, is not on Twitter.
  4. Cindi Lauper is on the Backyardigans?!
  5. Ok, finished with jam and went to rodeo. Troublesome.
  6. Making jam in barefeet. Please god don't let me be pregnant.
  7. @anymommy don't worry- just take me witcha, everywhere.
  8. Hair. Ethiopian hair. God that didn't sound right- are there Twitter take backs??
  9. Omg- Ethiopian, vagina and sandbox - not a good combo. http://twitpic.com/9xqrp
  10. So nice to have a babysitter, so suck to feel like I can't go home!
  11. Poop on the wall. He's 3 and a half, I thought Id escaped that phase!
  12. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is second only to Merry Poppins as far as kids movies go.
  13. @anymommy http://twitpic.com/8srve - And you don't even look like you're about to bleed out!
  14. @anymommy http://twitpic.com/8sryi - omg, you are going to have 3 clones of Matt within 15 years!! Congrats, you were beautiful through ...
  15. Ahh - silence, a glass of wine, and the laptop on the front porch. Really, what more can I ask for?
  16. You kept your cool (or at least looked like you were!) even in the face of that abnoxious kid squirting everyone!
  17. dude. No more water park. Is my kid going to be the anti social hitter who cant play nice with others!?
  18. Damn you twitter, where is my tweeting instant support?! Sleeping!? Damn you all.
  19. If I go in there is it going to be the reason he gets trashed and drives into a tree at 13?
  20. "MAMA WANT TO HOLD ME" - the agony in the cry! The duration - is this a power play 3 hours into sleep, or is this a real need???