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Apparently they are making a British version of The Daily Show.about 7 hours agofrom web
Do you have to look old enough to be someone's mother for them to call you a MILF? Because that's just insulting!about 9 hours agofrom web
Can't find stopper to hot water bottle but did find electric blanket bought from Lidl last winter. Toasty! Good I get heat from something.about 18 hours agofrom web
What's worrying about this mouse is it's bedraggled from wading through water from the leak. Weil's disease is not a good Christmas present.4:49 PM Dec 21stfrom web
It's good giving is supposed to be better than receiving because I have bought lots of presents and it looks like I won't be getting any!4:37 PM Dec 21stfrom web
Chased mouse around kitchen until it disappeared behind a vase. Thought I had it corered but it vanished. There was nowhere for it to go.4:23 PM Dec 21stfrom web
I am on my third umbrella in a week. Mislaid another today but got another from lost property as the woman there had about 50 and insisted.3:51 PM Dec 21stfrom web
Waiting to see Twelfth Night starring Richard Wilson. Have the cheapest seat.11:12 AM Dec 21stfrom txt
Have a bucket catching the leak from the boiler. Think I will go outside where it is warm now.4:15 AM Dec 21stfrom web
@Tartooth no I meant did you think I was factually incorrect ? I was unsure what you meant - fair enough. Allergic to wheat and tea though!3:26 AM Dec 21stfrom webin reply to Tartooth
Colder in my flat than outside. Thinking of putting on all my outdoor clothes - hat, scarf etc - befor I go to bed.3:47 PM Dec 20thfrom web