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Son: Mom I have to poop! Come look when I'm done?
Me: Yeah, sure.
Him: Oh, it's okay. I don't have to go. It was just the steam of a fart.5:20 PM Oct 1stfrom web
just got my second paycheck in five years, since my oldest was born in '04. Rejoicing.9:06 AM Sep 30thfrom web
kids working out a song & dance routine to Lily Allen- him: Sun is in the sky oh why oh why... her: ...would I want to be anywhere else?6:22 AM Sep 30thfrom web