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  1. Just watched 3 hours of UFC and I'm starting in on Hoarders. I want these two amazing programs to get together somehow...
  2. @ricksanchezcnn Hey Rick, why are you only asking fat people for their opinions?
  3. SkyMall p.67 "The Solafeet Foot Tanner" Rid yourself of those ugly sock tan lines forever! Somebody get this for me before I kill myself.
  4. Today I learned that I am great at Dim Sum but just okay at Go Karts. I wish it were the other way around.
  5. http://twitpic.com/sdbl2 Boob!
  6. Mike and I will DP the shit out of you at the palladium. #fiestamovement
  7. What does the inside of your pet look like? #fiestamovement
  8. Serious pussy #fiestamovement
  9. Our videos were grrrrrrrrreat! #fiestamovement
  10. Jenny is looking hottttttttttttttttttttt! #fiestamovement
  11. Getting a Chinese beverage at the Fiesta party! #fiestamovement
  12. I'm a busty girl in a red dress. #fiestamovement
  13. 9/11 happened. #fiestamovement
  14. My Ford Fiesta gave me a reason to not hang myself. #fiestamovement
  15. So many strong and dedicated soldiers of the Lord here at the Fiesta party! #fiestamovement
  16. Keeping it classy at the Fiesta party! #fiestamovement
  17. Fiesta party? More like Boner party! Fiesta boners! #fiestamovement
  18. I'm opening Bud Lights with mu B-hole at the Palladium. #fiestamovement
  19. They're censoring tweets at the Fiesta Party!!! #fiestamovement
  20. I just got raped by a Fiesta and a Ford exec in the Palladium men's room. Do not use the restroom near the lobby! #firstamovement