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elicashmoney

  1. @t_rim nothing says absolutely no sexual thoughts like a brohug.
  2. @t_rim this one was my favorite.
  3. @t_rim I read though that blog and I was like “is this just really good satire???”
  4. @pderevere @Scamandalous unless you’re puerto rican and have been doing it since you were big enough to hold a machete.
  5. @Scamandalous I really try to check myself because it usually sends an argument spiraling into unproductive land.
  6. @publichistorian to raise money to reopen it, no less.
  7. @publichistorian I can’t believe it. What is wrong with some people?! What’s the point of that shit? What could you possibly get out of it??
  8. Whoever did this is an ASSHOLE. RT @publichistorian: Terrible news. All the fish @DetroitAquarium killed with bleach. fb.me/21d72xiVk
  9. @Scamandalous also hideous in a fight. All sarcasm is gross when it’s hostile.
  10. @Scamandalous my friend puts “haha” after everything when she’s unsure of what she’s saying. Omggggg kills me
  11. Luna, lunita, lumera dime si ella es la reina y la dueña de todo mi amor #jes!
  12. The “Fruita Fresca” station on Pandora is giving me life right now.
  13. @Scamandalous it is dumb, I agree.
  14. It must have been something super scandalous and juicy.
  15. Why would you leave a giant, beautiful house with an orchard and guest apartments and servants for a dirty, teeming city?
  16. I probably would have been like fuck that, I’m going back to Mexico with Rivera. From the fresh mountain air to the smog of the factory.
  17. We used to joke that we could probably find him, tiny in the background of the mural Diego Rivera painted of the factory.
  18. Most likely brought on by the lead he worked with. They called him “Pete” and gave him a watch. My mom was 13 when he died.
  19. My grandfather came here for Henry Ford’s $5 a day wage and worked as a welder on the line until the day he died of a heart attack