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  1. @jrunty alan makes a good martini.
  2. @JaredParker and many others.
  3. the secret sauce? it's thousand island dressing. it's always thousand island dressing.
  4. worst thing about twitter: it makes me aware of public events i would otherwise ignore.
  5. Bumper sticker on an old rusty chevy pickup: Republicans for Obama.
  6. good times at goose island brewpub last nite with paul schmidt and jared nance. try the barleywine.
  7. latest trending topics: a, an, and the.
  8. oh, denver post. i’m glad y’r still around. <http://www.denverpost.com/c...>
  9. ssssh! the teddy boys are sleeping.
  10. <http://www.mikedoughty.com/...>
  11. i think the type of material i have the most fun writing isnt the most fun to read. #captainobvious
  12. When in the Course of human events,
  13. it becomes necefsary for one people to difsolve the political bands which have connected them with another,
  14. and to afsume among the Powers of the earth, the feparate and equal ftation to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,
  15. a decent respect to the opinoins of mankind requires that they fhould declare the caufes which impel them to the feparation.
  16. There is a bottle opener mounted on the sink in my hotel room. #iowa
  17. The cat pushing the mop bucket around is a native English speaker. This place is $#@%in' weird. #iowa
  18. Bought a tall can of Miller High Life at the gas station. #iowa
  19. congratulations MN, you have 2 senators.
  20. i have to watch 4 hours of infomercials tonight. from 2 to 6. for my job. FML.