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eli_reusch

  1. @sportsguy33 And zero rings. 8:39 AM May 31st via web in reply to sportsguy33
  2. Religion simplified: there's a man in the sky who has infinite power, but who also is obsessed with where you put your dick. #makessense 6:25 AM May 31st via web
  3. Battleship opens tonight. SPOILER ALERT: D-6!! 6:30 AM May 18th via web
  4. So, the spoiled rich son of a politician was a dick in high school? What a scoop! #thisiswhynoonetakesthemediaseriouslyanymore 11:04 AM May 10th via web
  5. It's time to stop pretending that the NC vote was the result of anything other than one horrible force in the world: religion. 8:46 AM May 9th via web
  6. Look on the bright side, North Carolinians. At least you can still marry your cousins. 7:20 PM May 8th via web
  7. Fourth Amendment currently suspended at Tufts Medical Center Orange Line stop. #mbta #fucktheTSA 2:14 PM May 7th via TweetCaster for Android
  8. I just realized I've never fought for anyone's right to party. For shame. #RIPMCA 4:10 PM May 4th via web
  9. Nothing like some Squarepusher to remind one that the dubstep generation is clueless when it comes to electronic music. 2:43 PM May 4th via TweetCaster for Android
  10. I'm actually kind of sad Santorum dropped out of the Republican primary. It would have been nice to see him lose Pennsylvania today. 6:33 AM Apr 24th via web
  11. Are you a woman living in Arizona? Congratulations to all of you on your pregnancies. Literally, all of you. 7:53 AM Apr 13th via web
  12. So, who are you supporting? Paul or Romney? RT @newtgingrich It is now a 2 person race. 7:06 AM Apr 13th via web
  13. Yes, Mr. 500 lb. man, right in front of the door really is the perfect place to plop yourself during rush hour. #mbta 5:53 AM Apr 13th via TweetCaster for Android
  • Name Eli Reusch
  • Location Jamaica Plain, MA, USA
  • Bio What I say is inane, and sometimes amusing. Enjoy it, or don't.
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