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  1. Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening. - Dorothy Sarnoff
  2. We do not live to think, but, on the contrary, we think in order that we may succeed in surviving. - Jose Ortega y Gasset
  3. Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us. - Boris Pasternak
  4. If I had a song, I'd sing it in the morning, I'd sing it in the evening, All over this land. - Lee Hays
  5. The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
  6. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
  7. Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas.
  8. I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch
  9. "The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy ... " ~ Angelina Jolie
  10. One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. - E.M. Forster
  11. Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  12. Trust is like a vase.. once it's broken, though you can fix it the vase will never be same again.- source unknown
  13. You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
  14. Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
  15. The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say. - Anas Nin
  16. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
  17. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
  18. All men are idiots- and I married their King ~ anonymous
  19. Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence.
  20. The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.