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  1. @michaeljnelson You'd be better off watching cheese cure. Of course, you HAVE watched cheese cure, so you'd know better than I... 12:38 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to michaeljnelson
  2. @Amber_Raynexxx I just threw up a little 12:13 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Amber_Raynexxx
  3. @kylieireland Not all... just Amber. And she can line dance with THEM. 11:54 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to kylieireland
  4. @PoppyMorgan Personally I have fear OF my goals 11:17 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to PoppyMorgan
  5. @KimberlyKane Sorry, was that the outside voice? 10:55 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to KimberlyKane
  6. @JamesDeen I already told you no! 10:20 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to JamesDeen
  7. @vividmom I always thought that was Jack the Zipper... 10:18 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to vividmom
  8. @PJSLA Performance art or was she just buying a new lunch pail? 10:16 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to PJSLA
  9. Dammit, if these cats continue trying to "help" with my wiring, we're gonna play Green Mile. 9:32 PM Nov 23rd from moTweets
  10. @zoebritton no, darlin, $1 tacos GIVE you the shits. 9:27 PM Nov 23rd from moTweets in reply to zoebritton
  11. @PJSLA Really...? Is that your final answer? 7:46 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to PJSLA
  12. @wordman1994 And the pole? For the love of god, WHAT OF THE POLE?!? 7:40 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to wordman1994
  13. @lexilamour No, you love me because I choked you and stuck a finger in your ass ;> 7:39 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to lexilamour
  14. @sutterink It was fucking BRILLIANT is what it was. I forwarded the link to every writer friend I have. 7:38 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to sutterink
  15. Okay. I have taken the electrical wiring in our kitchen to the fucking mat and beaten that bitch senseless! Thomas Edison can BLOW ME!!! 7:35 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. I am fuckin' exhausted. Heading to bed at a record early hour. Gonna see if I can glue my face to the pillow with drool. 10:23 PM Nov 16th from web
  17. @MoxxieMaddron I agree wholeheartedly! 1:33 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to MoxxieMaddron
  18. @danadearmond Well, if you end up directing and need a camera guy or editor, you let me know 'cuz I'm a sadist! It's a perfect fit! 3:04 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to danadearmond
  19. @RMBurnett You buy your plane tickets yet? 2:53 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to RMBurnett
  20. @danadearmond Wha... what? Whyfor? 2:52 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to danadearmond