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  1. Every year we have turkey cold cuts for Thanksgiving, this year I plan to roast my own turkey. I really am planning to quit cold turkey. 9:35 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. trademark dispute between web retailer newegg and little known competitor newchicken, judges are expected to rule which company came first 10:13 PM Nov 17th from Identica
  3. <+Dumont> cloud computing is when you have to check Techcrunch to see if you'll be able to access your files today 2:48 PM Nov 13th from Identica
  4. If you're at a coffee shop and someone's laptop lcd is really dim. Don't flash your lights at him. Gang members are killing people over this 11:14 PM Nov 12th from Identica
  5. @mdempsky what's the cost to sponsor #hlurghlurghlurgh-con ? I have some investors who might be interested 1:09 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  6. favorite news article this month: http://www.google.com/hoste... 5:07 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  7. @travisbrady You'll need to apologize for asking that! 9:22 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to travisbrady
  8. @dreid 611 mission 10:01 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to dreid
  9. RT @BlueCross Cutting is a preexisting condition, so no, we cannot cover treatment of your stab wound 1:03 PM Nov 5th from Identica
  10. RT @Consumerist, CocaCola drink finds disgusting brown substance in a freshly opened can 9:27 AM Nov 5th from Identica
  11. Anyone know the name of that one actor.. he's in both XXX and in Chronicles of Narnia. Shaved head. Wears goggles in both movies. #ask 1:26 PM Nov 3rd from Identica
  12. For halloween I gave out my favorite off brand and unpopular candies: snackers, kidkad, babe ruth, milkywhey, Mr. GoodBar, and swizzlers 11:40 AM Nov 3rd from Identica
  13. No, you cannot use your tramp stamps to purchase groceries. 10:55 AM Nov 3rd from Identica
  14. hey @MTv, you may not realize this but you guys are unplugged. Surely a huge embarrasment for you guys. Viacom stock must be taking a hit! 9:43 AM Nov 3rd from Identica
  15. John Smith, my neighbor 2 doors down, has visited the Obama White House 8311 times according to the visitor log. Can't be any other John S. 2:25 PM Oct 31st from Identica
  16. @dreid that's a pretty long distance just to the county grocer. 12:43 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie in reply to dreid
  17. Rear Admiral America #badsuperheroes 11:29 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  18. Green Latrine #badsuperheroes 11:29 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  19. The Flasher #badsuperheroes 11:29 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  20. so when i heard this 'mr. o' was gonna sell me the rare yucatan parrot, i only had one thing to say to him, "where's the bird certificate?!! 1:58 PM Oct 8th from Identica