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  1. @silaslesnick Hahahahaha!
  2. @devincf It sucks how fast they grow, but you gotta stay on top of it. My couch is ruined because of cat claws.
  3. @devincf I could care less too. Never even listened to him.
  4. How many glasses of wine tinight for me? Too, too many
  5. @Latinoreview "Mommy, why does Daddy cry like a girl?"
  6. First Brittany Murphy, now Vic Chestnutt. Crossing fingers Perez is the third.
  7. @devincf Reports are that he's now dead. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. "rooooasting on an oooopen fiiiire...!"
  8. @devincf BUY A TRIMMER.
  9. Shit. In the Loop has invaded my best of list. Now I have to expand the list. Dammit!
  10. @screenrant Merry Christmas to you too, sir!
  11. I can't stop laughing. #intheloop
  12. @bdgrabinski Funniest line behind "oh, fudge" and "frageeeli. Must be italian!"
  13. X-Mas, where skanky elves show us their mistlecameltoe.
  14. Also, happy holidays to my online brothers and sistas. And to you hot, sexy publicists!
  15. Happy Holidays to my readers and to the #newmoon army. May we all get a Ferrari in our driveway.
  16. To anyone who makes, supports or encourages computer viruses, trojans worms, etc. I hope you all die horrible deaths on Christmas day.
  17. @BrianWCollins Ecks vs. Sever
  18. @bdgrabinski Too many articles as a matter of fact. Was really annoying.
  19. Exclusive: Sorry Fans, Mr. T Will Not Appear In The A-Team Remake http://tinyurl.com/yb9up2s
  20. @JHoffman6 He served his time, but he should have never been allowed back in the NFL.