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elguapito

  1. Dear human, I do not growl at you bc I smell your <dog, cat, insert other pet here>. I growl at you bc you are peessing me off! 12:53 PM May 28th via Twittelator
  2. Feliz Cinco de Mayo, beetches. Owner y su hernana are already at it w the breakfast margaritas. Eet ees my holiday,... tl.gd/h9qbpp 7:28 AM May 5th via Twittelator
  3. Mañana es el Cinco de Mayo. ¡Go to bed early tonight, amigos! 7:48 PM May 4th via Twittelator
  4. 2nd most! RT @pawcurious When he pees on brown grass, it turns green. He is the most interesting dog in the world. fb.me/1AnJqNlxB 7:31 AM May 4th via Twittelator
  5. Eet's not that I don't like the mailman. Just he ees always interrupting my all-day nap. 7:29 AM May 4th via Twittelator
  6. @jemmo @garibaldirous ¡nunca! 7:40 PM May 2nd via Twittelator in reply to jemmo
  7. @GaribaldiRous i still miss @caplinrous too. He was a muy good capybara. 7:26 PM May 2nd via Twittelator in reply to GaribaldiRous
  8. Deetto! RT @MidgetheMutt It's raining!!! WOOHOO!!! Gonna get all wet & stinky!! I'll shake off in the living rm all over couch & walls!!! :D 7:24 PM May 2nd via Twittelator
  9. I was reading Te Quil a Mockingbird. RT @shweri @ModaMags Funny, cuz @elguapito reads too! twitter.com/shweri/status/… 7:21 PM May 2nd via Twittelator
  10. @womensradio chinchillas are cool. but chihuahuas son mas guapos. (and we handle our liquor better). #justsayin 7:46 PM May 1st via Twittelator
  11. @LenoreFrances18 Holy sheet! I have pet ducks now! twitter.com/elguapito/stat… 8:27 PM Apr 30th via Twittelator
  12. People may stab you in the back. Dogs may steal food behind your back. Who should spend more time adoring? #dogs 8:26 PM Apr 30th via Twittelator
  13. @MinxSuperpup you remind me of myself when I was a small pup! Cheers, amigo! 8:21 PM Apr 30th via Twittelator in reply to MinxSuperpup
  14. Amigos, do any of you have a good recipe for duck a l'orange? twitter.com/elguapito/stat… 7:43 AM Apr 28th via Twittelator
  15. I filled in blanks. RT @aflacduck Duck-Lib: “If I could be any animal for one day, I’d be a _human__, because _más tequila__.” 8:31 AM Apr 25th via Twittelator
  16. Owner used me to illustrate word "tequila" in #DrawSomething. Wtf? I am mucho más handsome than that! twitter.com/elguapito/stat… 8:28 AM Apr 25th via Twittelator
  17. Eef I am barking like crazy & you walk in the front door and put your hand in my face, what do you think I'm going to do? 6:03 AM Apr 25th via Twittelator
  18. Thees ees the part where I pannicked bc thot human child was abt eat my ear. (i was there easter, i know ears go 1st). twitter.com/elguapito/stat… 8:10 PM Apr 22nd via Twittelator
  19. @lilkait ¡feliz cumpleaños! only a fine bottle of tequila cud be so lovely at 30 yrs. te echo a menos, mi amor. #visitmeoriwillbiteyourankle 8:33 PM Apr 19th via Twittelator
  20. Last night I dreamed my water bowl was filled with Don Julio blanco tequila. Then I woke up. #carrajo! 6:33 AM Apr 17th via Twittelator
  • Name elguapito
  • Location Boston, MA
  • Web http://www.poopta...
  • Bio el chihuahua mas fino del mundo. (i also speak engleesh and dog).
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