elguapito
- @BrewskieButt goodnight! *shotglasstaps*about 19 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to BrewskieButt
- @amandagravel <ahem>about 19 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to amandagravel
- @straintest careful what you say about mi amigo @caplinrous or i bite your ass.about 19 hours ago from Twittelator
- ees the bday of the hand that feeds me. please, no geefts. eet has me, what more could eet want? plus eet ees busy feeding me treats.6:53 AM Jul 13th from Twittelator
- thinking you shud be happy i'm housetrained & not get so uptight when I rub my butt on the floor. eet itches. deal with it.9:23 AM Jul 12th from Twittelator
- @LaraMiller eef I do not have cojones, neither should your bachelorette cake. jeez! but hope u r having fun, mi querida fashionista.7:45 PM Jul 11th from Twittelator in reply to LaraMiller
- licking the ocean salt off of @shweri's legs while she's walking & trying to tell me to stop. I love the beach. #pawpawty12:54 PM Jul 11th from Twittelator
- making sure the shaker is cold enough for pooptinis. #pawpawty http://yfrog.com/0rtvdbj12:52 PM Jul 11th from Twittelator
- @sockington glad to have you back, amigo! know your army is standing by eef you ever need us! http://twitgoo.com/1eydl6:34 AM Jul 11th from twitgoo
- @CaplinROUS eet's ur bday? hombre, i deed not know. been car-bound. feliz cumpleaños and a big #followfriday to u, señor rodent gigantisimo.8:05 PM Jul 10th from Twittelator in reply to CaplinROUS
- @chewing_my_foot ah, bet guinnea pigs get to keep their cojones. not so for dogs. esp eef your abuelo ees a vet. (¡cursing mi abuelo!)5:58 AM Jul 10th from Twittelator in reply to chewing_my_foot
- making weird dog formations. http://twitgoo.com/1dpif5:14 AM Jul 9th from Twittelator
- how can I be taken seriously as el jefe when I live with thees? http://twitgoo.com/1dmhz9:03 PM Jul 8th from Twittelator
- @chewing_my_foot they wear pants because unlike many if us, they have cojones that they need to cover up.4:27 PM Jul 8th from Twittelator in reply to chewing_my_foot
- @copyrider I got bite on face & looked like (very hadsome) puffer fish. eef you want keeck spider's ass, say the word. <smacks lips>8:23 PM Jul 7th from Twittelator in reply to copyrider
- Being impressed that iPhone corrects "Shaq" to "Shaquille." But peessed off that not correct "El Dorado" & "guacamole" to "El Guapo."6:15 PM Jul 7th from Twittelator
- @amandagravel mi amor, u r muy interesante. thees cud only be enhanced if a.) i were walking next to u or b.) you sent me shot of tequila.5:58 PM Jul 7th from Twittelator in reply to amandagravel
- checking out friend's site where you have to guess if a photo is a dog or a wizard. DogOrWizard.com.12:15 PM Jul 7th from Twittelator
- I once crawled up onto a baby stroller and stole a bagel right out of the mouth of a 2-year old. you still want to follow me?6:44 AM Jul 6th from Twittelator
- noting that @shweri has clearly been hanging out with another dog. should have peed on her foot before she left.5:11 PM Jul 4th from Twittelator
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