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  1. Just finished the last load of dishes, put away the spare table, and filtered all the chunky bits out of the stock. Tired now. about 22 hours ago from web
  2. @whipartist Good grief, you didn't bring you wallet with you, did you? 10:54 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to whipartist
  3. @JohnBaku: Still looking for a Rails dude? So where do I send my resume? 7:35 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to JohnBaku
  4. Fought my way up the chain of authority. Got a response. Lenovo will replace the battery. No Linux Love, still. 5:19 PM Nov 2nd from web
  5. Lenovo/IBM: Your battery is dangerous. We'll replace it. Oh, you're a Linux user? We can't help you. Fuck off. We're not sorry. 4:25 PM Nov 2nd from web
  6. Wrote another how-to for Javascript: OS dock toolbars using jQuery. Enjoy! http://tiny.cc/yTDBv 5:29 PM Sep 5th from web
  7. Just added more useful code: CSS, Viewports, and sliders with jQuery - http://bit.ly/uLudp 1:19 PM Jul 27th from web
  8. I just ate a roast beef sandwich with so much raw, freshly grated horseradish it qualifies as a vegetable! 1:30 PM Jul 22nd from twit.el
  9. Inbox Zero. Job search done for the day. Tired already. 1:15 PM Jul 22nd from twit.el
  10. Goddessdammit. With a sick kid home, I learn there's another job fair in town. Dammit. 10:44 AM Jul 22nd from twit.el
  11. Crap. Gotta sick kid. Had to pick KYC up from camp, she's feeling nauseous. 10:37 AM Jul 22nd from twit.el
  12. Awake. Made french toast for the girls, getting them ready for camp. Sent out one resume already. Life continues. 8:35 AM Jul 22nd from twit.el
  13. @FallenPegasus: I have to ask you to explain that. 10:33 PM Jul 21st from web in reply to FallenPegasus
  14. @anthologie: Woot! Damn, I have to use that line in my next story. (Can't in this one, it's all boy/boy/boy.) 10:33 PM Jul 21st from web in reply to anthologie
  15. The day can please slow down now, okay? Don't need another crisis. 7:15 PM Jul 21st from twit.el
  16. Monster.com job fair, Bellevue: GWOMFT (Goddamn Waste of My Fucking Time). Empty, lame, desolate, and useless. 1:47 PM Jul 21st from twit.el
  17. Dammit, Drupal should not hang on install when being installed behind a reverse proxy! That's idiotic! 12:38 PM Jul 21st from twit.el
  18. I sent out eight resumes and talked to three recruiters today. And still I'm posting too much to LJ. 4:09 PM Jul 20th from twit.el
  19. Eight resumes yesterday. Eight today. Not one pingback. 3:18 PM Jul 20th from twit.el
  20. Two more resumes out the door. Sigh. 2:16 PM Jul 20th from twit.el
  • Name Elf Sternberg
  • Location Seattle, WA
  • Web http://elfs.livej...
  • Bio SF & fantasy erotica author. Pythonista. Husband and Father.
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