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  1. It hasn't been updated for a decade and yet the Evil Overlord list is still up and, more importantly, relevant.
  2. Going to be teaching the scouts about software tomorrow. And after the learning, some Starcraft smackdown.
  3. College marching band plays video game tunes while marching our images from the games. Unreal. http://is.gd/5ppPu
  4. @thesidetrack I think it's more amazing how much he can't fit into 140 characters. 5 tweets in a row? Really? #fail
  5. The company blog talks up our Facebook and YouTube pages, yet both sites are blocked on our internal network. #fail
  6. Netflix is like that needy ex that's always talking about how much they miss you.
  7. @Shabangsta We need your current address for Christmas Cards. (Yeah, I shoulda written it down when I helped you move. I suck.)
  8. @FrankStaheli @thesidetrack 50% of the broadband market is controlled by 4 ISPs. Even one of them has considerable influence
  9. I have just stared into the sausage factory of software development. This must be what meeting Cthulu must feel like.
  10. @Shabangsta That's why I moved all of my telecommunications stuff to a new account. Not everyone wants to see that.
  11. I forgot how much I love podcasting. Definitely going to keep it up now.
  12. @Saintless @jesscot Put your sauce in one of the old jars. They'll never know.
  13. @Saintless I didn't know that. I've never had an HSA before.
  14. @Saintless Oooh, that would do it. The one we use is a lot more flexible. It covers darn near everything.
  15. @Saintless Yeah, that's pretty much a load of crap. Almost all pharmacies and grocery stores can tag FSA-eligible items electronically.
  16. @Saintless That's truly bizarre. I guess they don't give you a debit card hoping you just won't file for reimbursement?
  17. Well duh. Banning texting while driving has pretty much no effect on dumb teenagers. http://is.gd/5jWoz
  18. There is a distinct difference between possibility and probability.
  19. @Saintless If you can't get happy after hearing "Say Hey (I Love You)" by Michael Franti & Spearhead, you might as well go back to bed.
  20. Thanks, customer, for making me stay up until 11PM last night to finish your DB when you planned to return the software this morning.