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  1. gave blood. To a vampire! No, to the Red Cross. Who gave it to a vampire! I assume. 7:45 AM Dec 9th from web
  2. notes the elapsed time from when new rug was put on floor to when dog threw up on it: 5 hours. Longer than expected. 6:20 PM Dec 6th from web
  3. invaded Christmas Carol. 4:30 AM Dec 4th from web
  4. never could get the hang of Sundays. 5:53 PM Nov 29th from web
  5. played a lot of hide and seek, then zonked the girl out with popcorn and Finding Nemo. The pressure of a free evening is overwhelming. 6:30 PM Nov 28th from web
  6. forgot to pay the Highlights for Children bill. Guess that makes him a Goofus. 4:44 PM Nov 27th from web
  7. hopes everyone had a Thanksgiving worth giving thanks for. 12:22 PM Nov 27th from web
  8. is the one who still has to go to work. 4:42 AM Nov 25th from web
  9. is T minus 2. 12:01 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. knows he can safely ignore emails with blank subject lines, as they are obviously not about anything at all. 9:49 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. is donning the headphones and updating the heck out of this schematic. 11:13 AM Nov 18th from web
  12. has just enough time to fit in a Facebook status before he has to go pick up the kids. 1:52 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. had a dream that NASA urgently needed him on the next shuttle mission, but most of the action was centered around finding childcare. 6:16 AM Nov 16th from web
  14. only reads the Internet for the articles. 8:57 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. has neglected the nutritious substance of his journal for these fast-food quick and dirty Facebook statuses. Sorry, future biographers. 9:40 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. has heard good things about you. 10:38 AM Nov 11th from web
  17. put Sesame Street into his GPS, but it couldn't tell him how to get there. So, after 40 years, we're still asking the question. Apparently. 1:52 PM Nov 10th from web
  18. can, at times, be given little heart attacks by hearing the phrase "I think your math is wrong." 1:41 PM Nov 10th from web
  19. is concerned little girl is not ever going to sleep now that OMG MOM IS HOME! 6:44 PM Nov 8th from web
  20. is probably blacklisted as his local Publix. Related: Rocketboy appears to have a stomach bug. 12:00 PM Nov 7th from web