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  1. @manshorts That was how I started watching Top Model! about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to manshorts
  2. "Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants." 10:05 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  3. Lowell AND Bay??? Sigh. 8:06 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  4. Tonight, tonight, there's only you tonight 6:41 PM Dec 14th from web
  5. Shark farts! 11:31 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  6. Darkness was cheap, and Scrooge liked it. 2:20 PM Dec 13th from web
  7. I can troubleshoot computers like nobody's business, but home theater setups are way out of my league. Sigh. 9:29 AM Dec 13th from web
  8. @cechaparro Yaaaaay lesbians! In Texas! Holy moly! 9:51 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to cechaparro
  9. Errrrrrriccccccc! 8:40 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  10. Tina Fey stole night cheese from Eric! 5:44 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  11. What are you talking about, you Scandanavian hooker? 12:02 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  12. The sun's a balla buttah 2:28 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  13. EEP. 5:54 PM Dec 10th from web
  14. @shondarhimes What about Arizona?! 5:52 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to shondarhimes
  15. DAMN YOU, THEO 5:50 PM Dec 10th from web
  16. @jesskaps Thanks for the constant updates on your plans for the day, Gabby! Really informative! 11:49 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to jesskaps
  17. Hey, buddy, I just came by to feed my Venus fly trap! 6:42 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  18. FUCK YOU FOUR MONTH HIATUS 6:59 PM Dec 9th from web
  19. RT @taraariano: Not to be all "Really, 'Glee'?" but olds dancing in their seats? Really, "Glee"? 6:49 PM Dec 9th from web
  20. RT @DaveHolmes: Here's why I won't miss '09: Uganda will now just imprison gay people rather than kill them, and that counts as GREAT NEWS. 4:19 PM Dec 9th from web